It takes you 15 minutes
to calculate how much you earn per second?

also, you forgot to calculate the time you spend of work, but that you DO need money to live.

So if you work 40 hours of a 168 hour week, you work approx. 24% of the week. This of course means that you have to multiply your sandwich eating time by approximately 4.

In conclusion: Eat slower!!

other then that, I clicked :D
(Sabbie was bored until, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 12:41, 1 reply)

Yes it does
Once you factor in income tax, national insurance, student loans, pension contributions and leap years, and looking all the above up. Like I said, it looks like work.

I won't eat slower. Maybe buy cheaper sandwiches.

EDIT - of course your objection also makes the assumption that one's entire working life consists of nothing but sandwich consumption. And whilst in one or two jobs I've come pretty close to that nirvana, at the end of the day Greggs can always produce unidentified grey meat smothered in mayonnaise faster than I can gain weight.
(Axeman Jim, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:24, closed)

Grey meat?
Prawn mayo sarnies are the work of the gods.
(buzzmong procrastinating since 1987, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:27, closed)