My Nephew...
Never finishes anything, he's a complete lazy oik. I really need him to help out but all he wants to do is hangout at the shops with his mates and do his bloody chav-wagon up.

The thing is, I own a farm and getting staff to work for me is a right pain as it is- this litlle bugger wants to leave me in the lurch this year and join the bloody air force, but I've already told him that I need him for only one more year and then he can go and do what he likes (I can't see him getting through the application process though, so that'll be another fail).

Anyway, to top all this off, he's only gone and buggered off this morning with two bits of machinery I bought the other day. He was supposed to have fixed them and I need them on the fields by this afternoon or there'll be hell to pay. This really is the final straw for me- he never finishes what he starts. His Auntie tells me he didn't even drink his blue milk this morning!

Oh well, gotta go, it looks like the local constabulary are at the door. I wonder what they want.

Uncle Owen.
(MonkeyFunker, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:03, 5 replies)

How original.

( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:39, closed)

and yet still better than everything you have posted...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:39, closed)

Yup.
No denying that.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:58, closed)

and yet I still don't get it
:(
(ignoramusaurus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:31, closed)

Don't answer the door!!!!
(mad-mother, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:46, closed)