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Star Wars fan

Lurks a lot

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Rather proud of my 1 front pager :) Shame its success hasnt been repeated tho

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Finally gotten this out of my head....and it isn't very good :(


oh well...

Edit: F**k me, it's been FP'd
(Mon 13th Oct 2003, 23:20, More)

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» Pure Ignorance

One of our OAP customers brought his PC in with email problems
It turned out to be a 75MB email stuck in the outbox which was being trying to be sent over dial-up.

When I explained to him that this was a tad excessive to be sending over email he replied:

"But it's only going up the road"

....I still have the bitemarks on my lip
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 10:30, More)

» Petty Sabotage

Schooltime Fun
Ok, I've checked out the definition of sabotage before I post...

"deliberately damage or destroy something in order to hinder or hurt"

and believe this fits in this category. Also counts as a prank, but what the hey....

Back in the 2nd year at secondary school, our form room was in the Textiles classroom

One of the lads in our form took it upon himself to fasten everything in the textiles cupboard to everything else in the textile cupboard using a reel of cotton, shut the door and then tied the cotton off onto the doorhandle.

I believe it took quite a while to clear the mess up. It certainly hindered the sewing classes
(Fri 6th May 2005, 12:19, More)

» People with Stupid Names

Havent met the first 2...
Thomas Wanker - musical guy for Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Brian Wankum - producer of Tru Calling

This one I know thru my boss - his kid goes to school with Neville Noblick. You ask me? Its just plain cruel
(Wed 1st Sep 2004, 20:03, More)