So sorry

(Sat 28th Dec 2013, 15:42, More)

So it turns out that the game of the Chilean mine rescue isn't all that great...


Edit: If you want to PLAY this, here's the .TAP file to load into your favourite emulator.

Yes, I really did re-edit the game and sprite data to do this.

Meh.

Edit 2: Oh yeah, you'll need the code - it's 1113.
(Sat 16th Oct 2010, 1:40, More)

I'll just put this here, then.

(Wed 21st Jul 2010, 21:30, More)

I'll just put this here... oh.

(Fri 9th Apr 2010, 19:03, More)

It's not really that much of a breakthrough, you know....

(Thu 28th Jan 2010, 0:10, More)

Newsflash - Brown solves The Credit Crunch in a single morning

(Wed 26th Nov 2008, 11:28, More)

Heartless bastards

(Wed 23rd Jan 2008, 12:28, More)

What Harry did next

(Tue 24th Jul 2007, 17:22, More)

I'd eat it.

(Mon 21st May 2007, 17:49, More)

"Ooh, Mavis! I think I see what it is!"

(Thu 15th Mar 2007, 9:48, More)

Ironically, it STILL doesn't run to Croydon

(Thu 18th Jan 2007, 12:36, More)

News just in


And if you need an explanation
(Mon 11th Dec 2006, 12:39, More)

Ho hum

(Thu 10th Aug 2006, 13:36, More)

Jesus Cocking Christ


I've just been on the phone to the Lexmark support team in Bangalore and it wasn't too far removed from this.
(Wed 25th Jan 2006, 9:28, More)

Ah, that's why he's still hanging in there...

(Fri 25th Nov 2005, 12:45, More)

"An unusual sight for this time of year...."

(Wed 23rd Nov 2005, 22:16, More)

I am so sorry

(Tue 13th Sep 2005, 13:36, More)

Not strictly a pet, but...

(Tue 6th Sep 2005, 11:38, More)

Special templates on the Taleban Nokia

(Tue 6th Jul 2004, 15:50, More)

Last one from me for a week or so


Ooh, FP! What a nice way to end the day!
(Mon 28th Jun 2004, 17:40, More)

This is better as an animation


Edit: Comic Sans on the front page! I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
(Fri 14th May 2004, 10:09, More)

It was his first day on his first job, and he couldn't understand why they were all laughing


Edit: Cheers for the FP!
(Thu 11th Mar 2004, 13:30, More)

For the compo

(Fri 23rd Jan 2004, 16:40, More)

"Mad, they called us, mad!!! But we'll show the bastards..."

(Mon 24th Nov 2003, 19:44, More)

Oops

(Mon 24th Nov 2003, 19:11, More)

That's no sculpture

(Tue 11th Nov 2003, 23:51, More)

This has been in my head for ages

(Mon 28th Jul 2003, 20:40, More)

When bacon goes bad

(Thu 19th Jun 2003, 16:21, More)

Somebody would be asking for a refund later

(Tue 17th Jun 2003, 13:44, More)

Not every member of Columbia's crew will be missed

(Tue 4th Feb 2003, 18:45, More)

My first effort...

(Thu 21st Feb 2002, 8:10, More)

» Your Revenge Stories

Simple but effective
Utter bitch of a flatmate / landlady was on the slim-fast diet. I swapped her slim-fast for Build-Up.

She never twigged.
(Fri 14th May 2004, 11:50, More)

» Local Nutters

I recall getting on a tube carriage
That was completely empty apart from one other occupant, an old rastafarian man who was conducting a conversation with his reflection on the other side of the carriage.

I say "conversation"; one half was venomous Jamaican patois, the other consisted of one word - "warlord". Thus:

"Who yuh look at? I cut yuh rass, bloodclaaat!"

"Warlord."

"You tink yuh hard, yuh fuckin' bumbleclaart?"

"Warlord."

I got off at the next stop. Double quick.
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 12:15, More)

» Food sabotage

Simple but effective
How do you exact subtle vengeance on your fat lummox of a flatmate who keeps stealing your booze and staple foods?

Why, you substitute her Slim Fast shakes with Build-Up.
(Thu 18th Sep 2008, 16:38, More)

» Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With You

I went to Luton.
Beat that.
(Fri 13th Apr 2007, 12:18, More)

» Best Comebacks

After telling an appallingly tasteless joke
My mate said, "Ah, you're a cunt, you are".

To which I replied with a shrug,

"You are what you eat".
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 8:12, More)