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# It was his first day on his first job, and he couldn't understand why they were all laughing


Edit: Cheers for the FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:30, archived)
# woo
ha ha ha
(BigBobbyh, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:31, archived)
# *sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)
# hahahaha
i get it

(seamless post deleting there)
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)
# Sound of drum kit being thrown down stairs...
Better than packing fudge...
(I helped save b3ta! Jarvichi Yarr!, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)
# shirtlifter
its another term for bum bandit, chocolate speedway surfer, turd burglar, gay, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! pregnantfridge, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)
# you mean he's not
humping shirts?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:36, archived)
# Well...
I originally thought it was because the guy was soo fucking ugly...
(I helped save b3ta! Jarvichi Yarr!, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:43, archived)
# Ugly?
He somewhat resembles my first boyfriend!
(ghettobooty, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 14:09, archived)
# pffft
'gay'
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:57, archived)
# ...
toe-toucher is another good one.
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# heehee lol
One of my friend's surnames is Shirtlifter (seriously)
(There is no Mr Spoon, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 17:26, archived)
# How many surnames does he have?
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 2:08, archived)
# pffft.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)
# As I was saying...
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:36, archived)
# that took
me far too long
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:36, archived)
# I didn't get it at all
until it was explained.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:39, archived)
# arf!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:39, archived)
# wait.... wait....
only took me 3 minutes to get it, I think I need to get some coffee.

Wench! Bring me Coffee!
(timberwolf0122 is turkey volume guessing man! Guessing the volumes in terms of turkeys since, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:41, archived)
# could be worse
(dedlymonkey, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:41, archived)
# Surely
he should be stabbing it...
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:58, archived)
# eeeewwww.


/vom
(finnbird, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 14:00, archived)
# That took
me way too long.

Pfft. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 14:21, archived)
# I don't get it
I don't understand what that means. Can some one please explain it to me.
(JenniferWright18, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 14:57, archived)
# yea, me too...
I don't get it at all

edit: I think i've got it now. Is it because he's 'shirt lifting'?
(Sylkis Green, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 15:10, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 16:31, archived)
# ahhh
ahhh Woooeee chemise au poussoir Yay bien!
(I helped save b3ta! Moogen, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 23:58, archived)
# CHUTNEY FERRETT
I think being a chutney is gay !
(pussypoop, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 10:11, archived)
# Erm
Whats a shirt lifter...please explain
(Mr.Nipplecat, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:15, archived)
# heh
hah! woooooooo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 18:15, archived)