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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:28, archived)
# That's pretty damn good.
One very minor suggestion though- perhaps remove Mainwaring's moustache. Does that make sense?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:32, archived)
# Not to me
at least not yet. You can explain if you like though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:34, archived)
# The best known Dadaist piece- at least to my knowledge
Is the addition of a moustache to the Mona Lisa. Mainwaring is remembered for his ebullient ginger tache.

Edit: Although that would mean potentially conforming to a structured view of art.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:37, archived)
# Haha, of course.
Oddly enough I once spent ages photoshopping the moustache out of that picture.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:41, archived)
# Today I learned
That there was an after shot of the Mona Lisa.

NSFW if your boss doesn't like Renaissance nudes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:57, archived)
# Now that's a proper smile.
Perhaps in the other one she was saying, "When can I get me baps out?" the fervid wench.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:58, archived)
# Maybe it was just a hot day
She was trying to smile in the first one but it was uncomfortable.

CASE SOLVED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:15, archived)
# I'M GOING WITH THE BAPS THING, FUCK YOU

THIS IS HOW ART HISTORIANS REPRAZENT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:18, archived)
# BUT SHE SEEMS SO HOMELY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:33, archived)
# It's always the quiet ones.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
# the nude in the history of TART IN MY BED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:39, archived)
# BUM
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:41, archived)
# big hands.
 
that's all I'm saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:12, archived)
# I did some dadaist pottery for my high school art project
but I've already told this story
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:56, archived)
# Not to me- I'm all ears
Or is that more Surrealism?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:58, archived)
# The short version is that I stuck a bunch of coins and coathangers into the pots before I fired them, and then did a bunch of sketches to make it look like that's what I set out to do.
THIS IS HOW YOU PASS ART CLASS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:07, archived)
# Haha
I don't remember hearing that before. I was much more stupid than that at school.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:19, archived)
# Duchamp later created another piece called "L.H.O.O.Q. Shaved"
which was a postcard of the Mona Lisa without the mustache drawn on.

www.mnstate.edu/gracyk/images/shaved.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Haha I was so sure that was a lie.
Excellent. The older I get the more I appreciate Duchamp. He'd have loved it here I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
www.theonion.com/articles/republicans-dadaists-declare-war-on-art,858/
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:36, archived)
# Haha
The Onion is always better than I think it's going to be.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:43, archived)
# WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE KIDDING MISTER MONET
IF YOU THINK THAT BRIDGES ARE FUN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:43, archived)
# WE ARE THE ONES WHO WILL STOP YOUR LITTLE WATERLILLIES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:44, archived)
# WORDS LYRICS PROVIDED BY JILL DANIELS
PATRIOTIC PERFORMER WAR-TIME SONGS AND ANTHEMS
DADA'S ARMY POPULAR WARTIME SONGS 1940s
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:52, archived)
# Ah, she didn't fare well in the war.
She volunteered to have herself divided up into tiny parcels and sent to the troops to give them comfort. Some of those parcels, I'm sad to report, came to no good.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:55, archived)
# Spoilage occurred on many fronts during the war.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:56, archived)
# And war claims many victims.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:57, archived)
# We shall remember them all as we look to the west.
Fucking wankers, the lot of them.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:12, archived)
# TINY PIECES OF JILL DANIELS YOU HEARTLESS MAN
TINY ABUSED PIECES OF JILL DANIELS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:15, archived)
# I will shed a tear for jill daniels tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:33, archived)
# Well that's just bloody brilliant isn't it?
T'would look lovely on my study wall.
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:47, archived)
# I MUST POINT OUT QUITE CLEARLY HERE THAT THIS IS NOT CUBISM.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:48, archived)
# Brilliant.
Great.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:51, archived)
# MY DAD DOESN'T ART
I SCREAM AT HIM OVER BREAKFAST
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:53, archived)
# Now THAT'S Cubsim.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:55, archived)
# THERE YOU ARE
Nice to see you T
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:58, archived)
# da da ooh la la
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:53, archived)
# LET ME KISS YOU
ON YOUR DOO DOO LA LA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:54, archived)
# sick vibes man
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:59, archived)
# DINOSICKS ALL IN MY BRICKS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:56, archived)
# This is bloody brilliant
Click
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:38, archived)
# hahah
fantastic
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:06, archived)
# hahahaha!
That's a art
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:15, archived)
# lovely
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:18, archived)
# haha nice one
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:46, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:55, archived)
# nice
congrats on FP
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:03, archived)
# you could poster that!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:10, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Ha, wonderful
Don't critique! Don't critique!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Hahahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
You so have to do a poster-res'd copy of this... Love it
(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
Brilliant!

*checks front page*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:20, archived)
# "dad....are YOU a Dadaist?"..."yes dear..ALL dads are Dadaists at heart" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)