there's advanced issues too, such as when there is a lowered urinal for kidsyou don't want to use it because you are a man so it adds another layer of complexity
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:54,
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It gets more complex if you are George Michael as well.
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:55,
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Michael's Laws, 1 of 1: "More than 3 shakes is a court appearance"
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RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:40,
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i always worry my willy isn't long enough and there'll be too much splash back from that height
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sock more tea vicar?,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:56,
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You'll be safe kneeling if, like me, you're in the habit of wearing thigh waders into the gents.Admittedly, I can't pull off the look in every pub ...
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Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:04,
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Waders ... AND NOTHING ELSE.I calculated that I gain approximately 12 seconds more drinking time per piss, what with the not having to operate a zip fly in two directions.
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Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:22,
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tuck them into your welliesAnd you won't have to visit the loo all night.
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wangmaster2000,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:04,
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There's a couple of odd ones at workWho use the stalls for pissing instead of the urinals, but don't close the door. With the way they're constructed at work, you can't see until you've already put a foot across the threshold, causing immense awkwardness.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:00,
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oh that is all of the wrong Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:27,
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