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# quick, messy rehash of an old one

I'm well aware that there are people pulling Rupert's strings too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:43, archived)
# But like all the biggest things
they're too big to see.

:)

Also, a quick threadjack to say that my stories Dawn Touches the Girl and The Tale of the Siamese Painting are currently free at Smashwords for their Summer/Winter sale, so long as you follow the instructions to enter a coupon at the purchase page. "BUY" THEM. Yes. One is about vampires and has lots of sweary words, while the other is about a myserious painting and doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:45, archived)
# download them then you bastards
these two stories are fantastic. yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:15, archived)
# FUCK YOU ALL THEN
Go on. You'd enjoy them. They're free. They're also ace. I particularly love "The Tale of the Siamese Painting" which has an air vaguely reminiscent of Neil Gaiman.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:21, archived)
# ace as usual
string theory at its finest

I wouldn't dare speculate as to who's pulling his strings but it's got to be ** ******* or *** *a***** I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:47, archived)
# It's the Illuminati
That'd be Prince Philip. In his lizard form, most likely.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:49, archived)
# if by the illuminati
you mean *** *o*** o* *o*******, I'm down with that

Phils too hot blooded with his Thursday Club adventures to be reptilian I reckon

I'll have a 'R' please Carol
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Ah but he's an alien reptile
They're a different thing.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:59, archived)
# I bet your wearing a turquiose track suit too aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:02, archived)
# .........
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yes
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:05, archived)
# snazzy! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:08, archived)
# I'm a stylish type of guy
People look at me and say, "Wow! That guy's really stylish!" At least I think that's what they're saying.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:17, archived)
# the sound of borborygm
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Best of all the grindcore bands
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Lolotics!
I was incredulous to read, earlier today, Cameron defending the employment of Andy Coulson by saying 'He's my friend'.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:49, archived)
# everyone deserves a second chance
I mean, if you resigned from a job because of widespread reports of abuse of the system and law breaking, you'd expect to be re-hired in one of the most prominent positions in the country wouldn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:50, archived)
# It's a shame that Labour can't stick the knife in quite as much as they'd like
Given their own failure to deal with the issue when it first reared its head
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Labour: this policy the government is introducing will waste millions in tax money.
Conservatives: Oh yeah? Well you lot wrecked the economy.

Usual Labour response: *silence*
Correct Labour response: That doesn't invalidate our argument. Learn some logic you stupid toffs.

I read Hansard far too much, but that's pretty much the Conservatives' answer to everything.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:29, archived)
#
It rather does invalidate their argument. Since they wrecked the economy, any subsequent protestations about their opponents' financial acumen ring rather hollow. You know, what with their not having the faintest idea how to manage money in the first place.

It'd be rather like Gary Glitter's claiming that child beauty pageants are wrong because they sexualise children.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 0:30, archived)
#
Err, not so much. I can easily be crap at something, but still know that somebody else is also crap at the same thing in a different way.

The nature of child beauty pageants doesn't change on the basis of what Gary Glitter thinks.
(JSlayerUK, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 1:27, archived)
# To be fair, that's probably the most simple and honest statement anyone has made in this debacle
I'm not saying it's right...but it's an honest reason and one which cannot be argued with.
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:10, archived)
# fucking love this
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:54, archived)
# COCKFINGERS
that must have been quite fiddly to animate...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:55, archived)
# that only took 10 minutes
the original one was a bit longer s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1273665754/murdcamclegg.gif
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:02, archived)
# nicely done
did you use after effetcs puppet tool?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:05, archived)
# no, can't afford such things
Autodesk consume my entire software budget :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:12, archived)
# they look like john mccain's fingers
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:04, archived)
# That pinky is nasty!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Fingered it out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:56, archived)
# You call him names and he sits and grins, 'cos everybody else is just a sucker to him..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbdYuO9W1kU
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Nice, dark =)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:09, archived)
# I'll just be glad when I no longer see these people.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:17, archived)
# You flash bastard
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Facile
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:11, archived)
# hahahahaha
like B3ta is anything else. you twat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:55, archived)
#
Calm down dear, it was only a throwaway comment! The animation is particularly well done...

Edit : Actually I should apologise, it's b3ta and I wasn't being particularly fluffy. I'm just a little fed up with 'OMG Murdoch is evil lol' and I had a little snipe at a Murdoch is evil thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:34, archived)
# could you either direct me to
or briefly outline an explanation of how he is not evil?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 0:41, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:15, archived)
#
No? Not unless he writes it himself... of course he's evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:39, archived)