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# Help us choose the new Question of the Week


Zombie Kim Jong-Il implores you - Revolutionary Worker-Soldiers of the Never-Ending B3TA Songun Struggle - to select this week's Question of the Week.

- Christmas: Zombie Kim says 'We've never had a Christmas Question of the Week, mainly due to its connections with the Yankee Aggressors and the South Korean Puppet Clique. Christmas stories, everyone!'

- What have you killed?: Accidentally, or on purpose. Concepts, species, a man in Reno, or anything else.

- Hero/Villain of the Year 2011: Share your memories of 'Korea's Rose' Kim Jong-il here!



(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:33, archived)
# DEATH AT CHRISTMAS!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:37, archived)
# It's what...
...King Herod would have wanted
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Exactly.
Christmas without children sounds ideal.

Also, the hero/villain question is an invitation for people from /talk to nominate Baldmonkey. Repeatedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Indeed. I don't get it with having children - every parent I know
Says "Oh they're so lovely, best thing that ever happened, most important thing in the world to me" &c, and then spends the entire month of December moaning about how annoying their kids are.

And don't get me started on the double-width buggys in Oxford Street.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:47, archived)
# one time I watched a woman try to maneauver a triple buggy under a road sign.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:50, archived)
# having kids makes you less self-centred
instead of me me me ...it's them them them...it's the way nature intended
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:08, archived)
# FUCK YOU! IT'S ALL ABOUT ME!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:09, archived)
# NO!
...them lil' bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:10, archived)
# I would hardly describe concentrating solely on one's ego-extension in lieu of thinking of anyone else
"Less self-centred".

But then again, I only ever really care if parents get uppity with me for not regarding their spawn as the most important thing in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:12, archived)
#
and then spends the entire month of December moaning about how annoying their kids are rest of their life filling your FB news feed with tedious drivel about how they're asleep/ not asleep/ eating/ not eating/ still breathing/ not still breathing...


... Sorry. That last one was the triumph of hope over experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
"She hasn't breathed for three days now - do you think we should call a doctor?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Naaaah. Not much point by this stage.
On the upside, you've saved yourself the cost of a turkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Fucking this^
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Hello, Scaryduck - if you're anywhere near Frazer, could you please ask him for this week's image challenge?
No worries if not.
Many thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:37, archived)
# We're on it, and he's conscious
There was an office party involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Say no more, squire.
*taps nose and winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:41, archived)
# *fwaps*
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Have I completely missed the Image challenge vote thing this week?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Sorry, it's a tad late
Now's the time to make any suggestions
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:39, archived)
# MONSTER TRUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:17, archived)
# SO WHERE IS THE CHALLENGE VOTIE THING!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:37, archived)
# KILLED IN THE FACE.
At Christmas, with a tire iron, in the dining room, by Santa Claus.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:39, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:45, archived)
# 4 EVA IN ARE BATHTUB ROLLING DOWN A HILLXXXX
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Quite.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:00, archived)
# I hope when I'm their age I have wacky adventures on a daily basis.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:18, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:13, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Call the A-Team!
They're kind of pulling them and pushing them a bit!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Star Wars Christmas, YES!!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Happy Birthday Kim Jong-Il
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:47, archived)
# I killed Santa.....it was an accident ...honest :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:02, archived)
# I Love This
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:03, archived)
# it upset the kids a bit though
...'til they opened their presents anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:12, archived)
# This is marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:18, archived)
# yes!
Santacide
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Ghost Rider Holiday Special?
(User #86772, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:46, archived)
# I saw mommy killing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:32, archived)
#
This is so old....
(Blartman, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Yes, it is.
But remember: You're only getting away with reposting old stuff by being one of the regurlars on the frontpage.
Anyone else would have attracted masses of trolls with disparaging comments.

Let me be clear that I think the image is awesome, and definitely deserves another FP at this time of the year. It's just that it's hypcritical that now people -aren't- judging the repost.
(NoSoup4U, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:01, archived)
# cheers.....was posted as a reply only
wasn't a new thread ....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Who cares what you think
you do not contribute and hence forfeit any right to criticise this quality of workmanship.
Furthermore even if you did contribute I'd tell you to fuck off.

Nice work Dubby

(Zoidaroid, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:17, archived)
# A job well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:10, archived)
# but did you like it?
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 4:29, archived)
# 2
with bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:57, archived)