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# DEATH AT CHRISTMAS!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:37, archived)
# It's what...
...King Herod would have wanted
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Exactly.
Christmas without children sounds ideal.

Also, the hero/villain question is an invitation for people from /talk to nominate Baldmonkey. Repeatedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Indeed. I don't get it with having children - every parent I know
Says "Oh they're so lovely, best thing that ever happened, most important thing in the world to me" &c, and then spends the entire month of December moaning about how annoying their kids are.

And don't get me started on the double-width buggys in Oxford Street.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:47, archived)
# one time I watched a woman try to maneauver a triple buggy under a road sign.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:50, archived)
# having kids makes you less self-centred
instead of me me me ...it's them them them...it's the way nature intended
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:08, archived)
# FUCK YOU! IT'S ALL ABOUT ME!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:09, archived)
# NO!
...them lil' bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:10, archived)
# I would hardly describe concentrating solely on one's ego-extension in lieu of thinking of anyone else
"Less self-centred".

But then again, I only ever really care if parents get uppity with me for not regarding their spawn as the most important thing in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:12, archived)
#
and then spends the entire month of December moaning about how annoying their kids are rest of their life filling your FB news feed with tedious drivel about how they're asleep/ not asleep/ eating/ not eating/ still breathing/ not still breathing...


... Sorry. That last one was the triumph of hope over experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
"She hasn't breathed for three days now - do you think we should call a doctor?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Naaaah. Not much point by this stage.
On the upside, you've saved yourself the cost of a turkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Fucking this^
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:44, archived)