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I get bored at work

frighteningly bored

And I have no access to tattyswap, or even paint at work. So I doodle.

/edit- Gosh thanks! my eighteenth FP, wooo!

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:17, archived)

gosh

but that's good!

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)

YES

Frontpage it, Frontpage it HARD!

(Clockwork, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:27, archived)

nooooo

you'll jinx it you fool

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)

Already there

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)

phew

not jinxed

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)

you only jinx sunmmit

if you call on the *whisper & glance over shoulder suspiciously*md*/whisper & glance over shoulder suspiciously* 'cos he's in charge of the newsletter, not the fp.

(Clockwork, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)

well handled

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butchbint, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:36, archived)

For those of you who wanted a wallpaper version of

Clicky the piccie for 1024x768 largness

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)

Yay!!!

Thanks mate!

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 22:59, archived)

Bigorrah!

Get a hobby! That's terrifying.

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butchbint, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)

Bugger me

with hard cheese, that's bloody marvellous!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)

That is

quite, quite stunning.

(parm, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)

Simon Pegg

and Nick Frost are real funny guys

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)

timmy -

fetch me my tooools.

(martian, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)

Yes

We wants Spaced series 3. We wants it now.

(parm, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)

Danger

50,000 volts is funny, I haven't seen Frost's second series of that what I can't remember the title of.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)

Was that called

Danger: Incoming Attack? I saw that. That was funny. And I know how to be a bodyguard and beat a lie detector now, too. Woo!

(parm, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)

something

like that, I missed it due to working every episode but I know it was funny, it had to have been

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)

before space 3 there'll be shaun of the dead

and that looks goretastic

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legohead, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:06, archived)

on the left - damn sexy

so why does he hang about with the guy on the right?

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Batsgirl, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)

and I mean

really damn sexy. I would. In a heartbeat.

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Batsgirl, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)

*wanders off fantasising*

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Batsgirl, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)

I look like him

Well. I have a little goatee thingy and bleached hair. That's about all, actually. Maybe I don't look much like him after all. Damn.

(parm, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)

photo

now.

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Batsgirl, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)

Um.

A brief survey of people around here produced the following answers to the question "Do I look like Simon Pegg?"

* Who?
* Is he the one off Pop Idol?
* Er. No.
* You mean because you've acquired that pathetic attempt at a beard and murdered your hair with peroxide? No.

(parm, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)

talk to happyperson

he knows them

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)

get me happyperson!

NOW!!!

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Batsgirl, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)

try sending him an offline message on m3ss3ng3r

or you could ask me nicely for his email

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)

you know I love you

(I hope your g/f doesn't read this...)

and it would make me oh so happy if you could do me this one small favour...

my email's on my profile, or I'm on m3ss3ng3r.

EDIT: actually that would be beyond sad. "I really fancy your friend, can you tell him?"

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Batsgirl, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:36, archived)

from what i've heard

simon's used to that...

(martian, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)

oh well in that case,

can you tell him from me as well?

My boyfriend says he'd have him too.*

*may be a lie.

(Amerella, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:47, archived)

Mike has guns

Lots of guns. Plus, Tim feels very guilty, because of what happened.

(parm, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)

I know

Tim's cute guilt-ridden look is one of the many many things I love about him.

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Batsgirl, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)

but he's so

sorry.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)

that was a long time ago

*looks upwards*

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rogan, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)

there's no time for that now!

(martian, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)

they say that the family of the 21st century

is made up of friends, not... oh bollocks

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:27, archived)

woo!

that's wonderful!

(martian, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)

thst is stunning

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Pootle, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)

fablous

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:19, archived)

Fucking Hell.

That's Ace.

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Herr Tezcat, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:19, archived)

Good grief!

I wish I had your talent sir!

Woo indeed!!

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:19, archived)

woo

your doodling is superlatively good :)

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zerolicious, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:19, archived)

My God that's good

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:19, archived)

holy crikey!

that's fabulous!

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rogan, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:19, archived)

criminy fuck.

i'm lost for words.

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Monkeyboy, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:19, archived)

holy crap

thats one of the best drawings i've ever seen on here - woo yay indeed!!

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djdirect, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:19, archived)

BLOODY HELL!

that is seriously fucking good.

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Batsgirl, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:19, archived)

I see your Fear

and raise you an ugly guy

(Kimbo, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:20, archived)

Arrrg

That is all.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)

ooh

pwetty!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:38, archived)

Jeet

Sweezus!

(Astatine, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:20, archived)

spiffing, Sir!

have 3.4 woo and .42 yay with my compliments

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Red wine and cheese., Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)

well

its ok I suppose

not really , it's fucking mega !!

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Tedmus, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)

they look so harmless don't they?

that's bloody good!

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popt_art, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)

I think it's very telling,

that with no interweb access at work, I can still remember every detail of b3ta memes without reference.

b3ta is in my blood.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)

burned onto your retinas : )

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popt_art, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)

sorry, can i just ask...

wot is that thing, i've seen it in lots of posts and on the board alot, but i've never understood it...

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)

I think

it's a tattoo someone has...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)

it's the fear!

the nicely drawn fear! the nicely drawn fear!the nicely drawn fear! the nicely drawn fear! the nicely drawn fear! the nicely drawn fear! the nicely drawn fear! the nicely drawn fear! the nicely drawn fear! the nicely drawn fear! the nicely drawn fear! the nicely drawn fear! the nicely drawn fear! and so on

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baby wet ones, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)

It's THE FEAR

It's a chracter created by one the the board memebers to encapsulate everything that is evil and terrifying.
Aaaaarg!
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR !

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)

the fear?

I've never heard of it. What is it exactly?

[Bovine: get the list!]

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)

The list

is always on hand.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)

ITS

THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR

(Clockwork, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)

i think spacefish posted it ages ago

and, as i recall, pickledpizza replied with the now traditional 'argh! the fear the fear the fear (etc)' reply.

It seems to have become something of a mascot ever since...

edit - forgot to woo that pic. it is, of course, quite fabulous. woo!

(trumpet, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)

that is THE FEAR

originaly created by spacefish.
It is the corporial form of the sensation one suffers when one suffers "the fear", as described in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.*

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Pootle, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)

ooh

knowledgable

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butchbint, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)

I've been replying to THE FEAR

questions for a long time now, I think that's the most concise I've managed yet

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Pootle, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)

I'm normally hiding under my desk

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butchbint, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)

it's the fear

it's origins are ancient. been around for at least a year. can't rmember exactly who made it though. I think Crab Bloke named it.

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Monkeyboy, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)

oh now that is special

i doff my cap to you sir!

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baby wet ones, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)

wunderbar !

I'd buy that on a tshirt I would..

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Darryn.R, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)

And I would oblige

but alas, THE FEAR is not my meme.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)

I don't think anyone

would begrudge you selling that ;-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:37, archived)

I would have to get

Mr Spacefish's permission first.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:01, archived)

spacefish

init?

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slight yoinks!, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:10, archived)

If I was wearing a hat ...

I would doff it
That is splendid work

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)

wowsers

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)

Fuckin hell!

That sir, is fan-fucking-tastic. With added greatness.

If I had a top hat I'd lift it to you.

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Equus is still lurking, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)

Umm,

that's a bit good.

(Sir Horner of Cake, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)

Bejeezus!

That's fucking tops.

(tinpixel, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)

very very

nice

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corington, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)

wow!

again I'm really impressed, awed and humbled by your work

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)

Quite frankly

that is incredible!

Woo fucking yay to you!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:35, archived)

that's

lovely

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:37, archived)

That

is more lovely than a thing that is, um, er, lovely! Top hole Sir, top hole

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:38, archived)

THE FEAR!

THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!

(Hummus Monster - GOT A BRAND NEW CAR, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:39, archived)

fantastic

woo
yay
and, indeed houpla!

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stup0t, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 14:54, archived)

Bloody 'ell.

That's spiffing.

(LionsPhil, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)

'kin 'ell!

That's the most Woo pic I've ever seen!

Go talk to spacefish about getting it put on shirts, I need one of those.
Any chance of a desktop size version?

(ex-rat, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)

Woo!

And Yay! Lots of both. Most impressive.

(otterDave, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:17, archived)