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# oh make that the right shape
I want to FP it
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 2:44, archived)
# Do it just to mess up the front page
and have it sticking out into the bloggy section

speaking of which, what ever happened to putting quick links in the weblog, stuff that is too simple to go into the newsletter, but deserved sharing?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 2:47, archived)
# that went about two years ago
but we have BIG plans. the front page re-jig is only part of something... BIGGER
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 2:49, archived)
# Tell us what.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 2:53, archived)
# Ooh, you starting a cult?
I haven't worshipped a false idol for weeks....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 3:02, archived)
# your wish etc..

nods to Limpfish's Cherie Blair pic
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 2:48, archived)
# huzzah
AND goodnight,
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 2:50, archived)
# cheers sir
isn't it fun pretending to be two different people.. when you I you could front page my your my pictures any time I you I you wanted...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 2:55, archived)
# does he own you?
www.frontpageslaves.com
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 9:49, archived)
# Ouch
That link just owned my pc.
(I helped save b3ta! Fish, My keyboard has dsylexia built in., Sun 25 Sep 2005, 11:14, archived)
# Again!!!
NOT FUNNY!

Stop making fun of Pete and Kate.

You don't know them, so go fuck yourself.
And yes, they will see this, you asshole.

I'm sick of all the Pete jokes :(
(thehumanfly, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 4:11, archived)
# don't like it?
don't comment on it.
b3ta is not the place for criticism.
beau bo d'or makes some fantastic pictures, and most of them end up on the front page. what have you accomplished in your one month of b3ta?
be nice please, people on here will love you for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 4:16, archived)
# I think you've missed the point
It's not a direct criticsm of your obviously favourite couple, just making a point about media portrayal. On which point it triumphs. :P
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 4:28, archived)
# he's a talentless fuck
who got where he is by being controversial and a filthy fucking druggie, and not at all to do with his singing (cat going to the toilet through a sewn up arse) or his musical talent (nonexistent)and she's a semi-sentient clotheshorse who got paid a lot of money to stand there and wear clothes and she even fucked that up.

what a load of shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 4:41, archived)
# Whoomph.
There it is. And none more concisely either.

(InfiniteZenMaster, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 10:55, archived)
# I thought you were
describing Beau Bo d'or there ... but obviously not for he has all teh hummus.
Top work.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 13:43, archived)
# Fuck off if you don't like it.
Newbie cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 8:29, archived)
# Succinctly put
Perfect
(aharrrr matey, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:23, archived)
# you are Kate and Petes dealer!
AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 9:17, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Do you sell him smack
EDIT: Looks above... bollocks, beaten to it. After looking at this fine fellows profile he's obviously just a celeb slag. WOO! You take drugs with a couple of washed out celebs... best go inform everyone on the net then!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieSteve, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 10:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHA

chill! some of quite like the Libertines; put it this way, if they weren`t so careless and hadn`t got caught, who`d be any the wiser? there`s no such thing as bad publicity (unless you`re convicted of teh paedo stuff.. or murder)

OK some bad publicity
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 11:38, archived)
# ...
Looks like someone missed the point.
(Woody999, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 12:41, archived)
# this is b3ta
we make fun of whoever the fuck we like

they're more than welcome to make fun of us back

(unless they're dead, in which case we just laugh harder)
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 12:43, archived)
# No we don't
We can't make fun of blacks here on b3ta.
(Hairy Midget, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:13, archived)
# bloody good point!!!!
why can't we do that ....?

is it really a white guilt thing or are we just scared of them (sic) really? Personally I think us honkies should be able to appropriately use n****r (see, I can't even say it here!) without fear of any nonesense

and as for sending 'em all home ...

Please discuss:
(dr dolittle, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)
# 1. You're a cunt
2. There's a reason nobody else has touched this post with a barge pole.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:59, archived)
# 1. Seems a little harsh ...
2. I think it is genuinely interesting that it is acceptable (on here anyway) to take the pi$$ out of raspberries (sic), the dead and dying etc etc (see posts above) but it remains un-acceptable to use race as subject matter. When B3ta seems to specialise and rejoice in the dis-tasteful it amazes me that my post still manages to provoke such a predictable response ... sigh ...

some of my best friends are black you know ... and gay!
(dr dolittle, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:21, archived)
# Not all of us are
white.
I wonder why you assume that all the people that you've never seen in real like look the same as you?

As a modern English Black man, I don't have a problem with black jokes as long as they ARE jokes and not thinly disguised xenophobia.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:50, archived)
# errr ...
what was I mean't to have assumed ....?

I find it hard to think of any 'black jokes' that AREN'T thinly disguised xenophobia. I think the basis of a lot of humour is simply the recognition of a difference and commenting on it - thus I find it hard to imagine a 'black joke' that I wouldn't find offensive - unless you know any ????

Personally I find the Daily Mail far more offensive than anything on this site ...

Wasn't a recent topic "what if Jim Davidson was PM" or something ... let me go back and check the posts from then to see what was 'acceptable' humour and what wasn't ...

'Course its the towel heads you really gotta watch ... (oh no, I've really done it now ...)
(dr dolittle, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:52, archived)
# you
cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Spaniels Ears, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 14:22, archived)
# Haha.
What a cock you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 14:48, archived)
# You really are a
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Snollock Biffer I don't really sniff Bollocks, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 16:34, archived)
# I dont think we've had a ...

TWAT!
(dr dolittle, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 17:21, archived)
# to be fair
I'm starting to wonder what that pair have done to warrant all this attention.

Their 15 minutes should've been over a year or two ago, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! binnster, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 17:35, archived)
# Well,
They're both usually smacked up to their tits and both act like arrogant bellends. NEXT.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 22:15, archived)
# Pete *is* a joke
So please knob off.

kthxbye.
(I helped save b3ta! Father_Ted Drink!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:24, archived)
# PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:17, archived)
# Oh fuck off.
I hope he puts himself out of our misery soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:42, archived)
# Ace! Have a
(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 9:20, archived)
# that's a bit
fucking woo, indeed I feel that both a "yay" and a "hoopla" may well also be in order.
(I helped save b3ta! bowdie, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 10:23, archived)
# "See that wrap..."
"...it's been up my arse".

Proof that I've spent far too long reading Popbitch.

Have a "woo", sir!

"Woo!"

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 10:29, archived)
# again dont really see why its fp'd
top shoppage though, and I did laugh

most wooyay worthy
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 11:10, archived)
# it`s well-executed, funny, topical, recognisable, and likely to be spammed around e-mails, and maybe in the papers
always equals a front page in my book
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 11:39, archived)
# ok, you've just said it's well executed and funny
and yet it shouldn't have been fp'd.

What criteria do you think stuff should be FP'd on? If not funny and well done?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 13:37, archived)
# I think he's
just making the point that there is a lot of funny and well executed stuff on b3ta that doesn't get fpd : ) To me, it matters not : )
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 18:36, archived)
# A lot of people bitch
just because they don't get as many fp's as they 'think' they should.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 20:31, archived)
# It's an fp
because a mod chose it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 13:55, archived)
# hahaha top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 11:35, archived)
# Good stuff Beau my man... nicely done
and, reading the thread below/above, acknowledging two absolute nobodies gives 'em too much credit. I never saw ANY merit it either of them. She can, when heavily made up, look ok. He is just a TOTALLY talentless tosser (Yay for unintentional alliteration). Keep up the good work.... always/usually enjoy your stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 15:05, archived)
# Great.
Simply great.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 15:36, archived)
# Absolutely
Ace.

(mooskleo, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 18:26, archived)
# hehe
The gormless look on his face really is quite priceless. Nice hair though.
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 22:02, archived)
# That works so very well
Top notch.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:18, archived)
# ??????
Could somebody explain this one to an american? I know who the chic is.
(doobiebro, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 5:04, archived)
# They are the faces of Pete Doherty (singer/druggie bloke) and Kate Moss (supermodel involved with Doherty)
photoshopped onto photographs of child-murderers Ian Brady and Myra Hindley, who abducted and murdered several children during the 1960s (in the UK)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 9:15, archived)
# Hmmmm
You know, devoid of the glamour and all that which may serve to blind us - the mere masses - Kate Moss (facially speaking) isn't all that really is she?

Matter of fact I'd go as far as to say she looks downright council and a Swindon facelift (hair scraped back at 300 lb/ft tension) wouldn't look out of place.

As for Crackboy there, he's always looked like a clueless fucktard so no odds.

Happy Monday everyone!

IZM

(InfiniteZenMaster, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 10:49, archived)
# fwappage
finally a vision of Mira I can take to the grave with me
(site_history_log, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:15, archived)
# Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:18, archived)
# Either there is some sort of time machine warp thingy or that is an
ace photo edit!
(SawnOff Leg or Shotgun?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:18, archived)
# getting an eerie
feeling looking at those pics, remind me of eraserhead.
(I helped save b3ta! Mercifull www.woo-yay.net, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:11, archived)
# That..
..my friend is fucking genius!
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:44, archived)