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(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:39, archived)
# A-1
top hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:39, archived)
# hehehe!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:39, archived)
# I smell a
FP
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:39, archived)
# *clicks*
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:40, archived)
# haha!
ace
(Angry Pierre likes his Guinness, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha.
*Clicks*
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:40, archived)
# hahaha
*Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Weasel13, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:41, archived)
# hahaha!
me likey lots!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:42, archived)
# haha!
That's fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Hahah
tis' brill
(Hmmm, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:45, archived)
# I'm feeling smug so...
I made this ytmnd smuggit.ytmnd.com/
(Mart'n has managed to not be obscene since, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
I like that very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:49, archived)
# shortly afterwards, Tea Boy, the CGI main man, was sacked for "juvenile pillockery"

smallerised so as to not detract from the super original
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Embarrassingly enough, i'm RISing
on both of these. What the hell's going on, old boy?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:52, archived)
# in the olden days it was blue screen
now it`s green screen

old George does nothing real these days, just has somebody (an actor usually) in front of the green screen and the graphics wizards fill in all the wooshy stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:54, archived)
# ah. thank you kindly
you fucking geek. *snogs* :D
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:55, archived)
# I think it`s called "chromakeying" (can`t be arsed to google)
- they filter out the screen`s colour (I don`t know why it went from blue to green) on the computer and add in all the background stuffs - same way they do the weather (and you used to see a huge blurry movement around Michael Fish`s crazy jackets)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Michael Fish's crazy jackets don't half
gmtfh.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:57, archived)
# you know the pope.. when he died
and he was lying in state

that didn`t half give me the horn
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:59, archived)
# hahaha - "Dear Cunts In Charge Of Religion,
your fucking guidebook or whatever the fucking thing is don't half give me the horn. Espcecially on St Paul."
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 17:01, archived)
# bluescreen for video, green screen for film
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 18 Apr 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Me too
I've googled hard and I'm still in the dark
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:54, archived)
# george lucas has very famously adopted the practice of green screen
special effects. This means he does very little shooting of ACTUAL locations and just makes them on a pc afterwards.....very unconvincingly i might add
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:55, archived)
# This is quite possibly
The least humourous and geek addled thing I have ever seen
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:56, archived)
# it means that instead of spending a few thousand picking a nice location to shoot and pay a few people to make props
he can spend millions on hiring computer artists and other geeky sorts

- and yeah most of the time it looks quite naff
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Because
The Tatooine you grew up in looked nothing like that, right?
(The Ross, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 17:48, archived)
# No, it is because ...
the Tatooine I grew up watching in the original Star Wars trilogy looks nothing like that.
(Parkingtigers, Tue 18 Apr 2006, 22:45, archived)
# cheers dude!
although was the sly 'VERY FAMOUSLY' strictlynecessary...? ;)
have a woo, then. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:56, archived)
# haha, i was trying to sound clever
i suppose it's famous amongst star wars fans
/geek
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:57, archived)
# Gosh!
you and your hardhore Tea pics!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:52, archived)
# pfft
nice one






*hopes yours doesnt FP* :P
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha
if it does I`ll protest :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:54, archived)
# you'll have to change your name to [email protected] too
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:56, archived)
# too much effort - you can keep the FP ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:59, archived)
# haha soupherb!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 16:53, archived)
# BRILLIANCE
*clicks
(po po, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 17:00, archived)
# haha
very good indeed - tempting to shop Jaja Binks in there as his wife.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 17:11, archived)
# "noooooooo"
the lack of anything is the joke! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 17:15, archived)
# Yes I was kidding
I have invested in a blue screen backdrop which is attached to a roller blind roller thingy - although I can't get to use it yet cos I don't have adequate enough lighting to make it work properly.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 17:20, archived)
# i see. What are you going to use that for then?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 17:23, archived)
# Dunno yet
but I wanted to do Sheep type FXs and stuff. If I don't do chromakey I can always use it as a backdrop for portrait photography.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 17:25, archived)
# Absolutely inspired
*Likes this*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 17:22, archived)
# Top stuff! :-)


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 18:05, archived)
# wow!
scathing parody - very clever
Lucas is a stupid fuck anyhow, he could take 12 minutes of live action footage and use it to make a two-hour travesty
Oh wait! He's already done it three times!
/rant
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 22:15, archived)
# Crikey.
What a bunch of geeks.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 22:17, archived)
# that's genius
and a well deserved FP - woo to you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Tue 18 Apr 2006, 0:49, archived)
# that's great!
but... do you really have a b3ta.com email account?
if not, that might be kind of confusing for some...
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 18 Apr 2006, 12:50, archived)