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# LOL = 'Broam'
ROFL = 'Rolf Harris and his delicious man mayo'
BRB = 'I have an anus and I'm not scared to use it'
PMSL = 'Cocks! Cocks! Cocks! Cocks!'
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
Fuck keeping it clean. i like these

/edit Broam is in. i'll have to give the others careful consideration. But Cocks! Cocks! Cocks! Cocks! could very well make the cut
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:13, archived)
# I think "I am incontinent fool" was better :)
That one made me chuckle :)
edit: you haven't done anything for lmao... maybe something to do with dictators, or tasty condiments :)
(asdfasdfasdf, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:23, archived)
# ha
I'm not down with this youthful speak. Any more I've missed?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Don't think I'm any sort of expert on this
I just have to suffer my friends' typing on msn.
(asdfasdfasdf, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:28, archived)
# haha
I had this conversation with SSS the other day. i have an MSN "friend", the type that uses every fucking smiley in the list, who keeps saying ki ki ki. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT?

(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Heh.
I once took on a mission to teach my friends to speak english. I gave up after two days, realising the utter futility of it. meh.

I can't think of any more. I'd just start the forum, find out what's most often used, and immediately block it. In fact, why don't you just stop them from using anything but b3ta terminology? We'd have them all calling people cockbadgers (CKB4DGERS?) within a week.
(asdfasdfasdf, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:37, archived)
# It's going that way....
Current list:

cunt : mimsy
fuck :fondle
fuck off :I think I love you
fucker : dog fondler
fucking :molesting
fuck-off :your all gay
lmao :Primblecups!
lol :Broam!
motherfucker :cat felcher
penis :Cocks! Cocks! Cocks! Cocks!
pmsl :I am an incontinent fool.
rofl :ROFFLECOPTERS!
roflmao :ROLF MAYO!
shit :Smelge
shite :Smelge!
slag :dirty, dirty lady
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:45, archived)
# hahaha
excellent.
time for lunch me thinks. Poached and marmite on toast with a cup of tea a croissant and maybe a few australian biscuits on the side, here I come! What's the chances DTF has been and gone by the time I get back?
(asdfasdfasdf, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:51, archived)
#
cunt ?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 14:17, archived)
# mimsy?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Needs more
cranberries and happy baby orangutans.
([sic] You're ad here?, Sun 4 Jun 2006, 0:44, archived)
# Maybe she's pretenting to shoot you with lasers.
Just a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:41, archived)