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but they've hardly got a celebrity price tag.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:47, archived)

hahahaha

but i'm really poor and unemployedish and life would be great if i knew about horses because thats the only bloody jobs going in the friday ad. god i hate horses.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:49, archived)

oh.

*hides gift magazine*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:50, archived)

I FUCKING HATE THAT FUCKING STUPID FUCKING SHITTY FUCKING ADVERT.

YOU CAN TAKE YOUR FUCKING PENTAPEPTIDES AND CRAM THEM UP YOUR FUCKING ARSE, YOU IRRITATING SHINY FREAK BITCH.

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:50, archived)

nadine faggot or whatever she's called is a modern day virgin mary

just in this case it's not virgin births, she just doesn't age..very godly.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:51, archived)

Its the way she fucking speaks...

..."High tech, aging ingredients"...

Why the fucking pause?

PentaPEPtides...

Why the fucking enunciation?

ARGGGH, just thnking about it makes me want to brutally stab someone to death.

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:53, archived)

I think the hottest new anti-ageing inredients around are...

Pentapeptides.

Good! I hope they're so fucking hot they fucking burn your nasty face.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:00, archived)

Just fucking thinking about it makes me want to smash my head through the screen and eat her soul....

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:03, archived)

haha

I'd like to stab her in the face with a hammer then use her brains to make soup for the homeless at the local shelter.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:07, archived)

I'd like to nail her arms to a transit van

then drive it off a cliff.

I'd like to pour sand in her bed, and then kill her pets with a shovel.

I'd like to push her into a skip full of wasps.

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:10, archived)

good idea

I reckon we should pour sand in her bed then kill all her pets with a shovel, nail her arms to a transit van then drive it off a cliff into a skip full of wasps if there's anything left I'll stab her in the face with hammers and use her brains to make soup for the homeless at the local shelter, then you can eat her soul.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:14, archived)

Sounds like a plan.

I shall fetch the keys to the van...

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:15, archived)

haha

And that fucking debt advert "GET OUT OF THE RED AND INTO THE BLACK" THE FUCKING RED'S GOING TO BE POURING OUT YOUR FUCKING EYES IF I GET HOLD OF YOU! YOU SHIT CHURNING SPAZBADGER!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:55, archived)

And that fucking other one,

"Her skin was so radiant we didn't need to shoot the commerical..."

Who are you fucking kidding? It's blatantly obvious she's a fucking actor, and that this was some shitty idea thought up by some overpaid marketing cunt. Don't insult my intelligence by even trying to fucking pass her off as a real person, you SACK OF BASTARDS.

On top of which, she looks like she's had fucking cooking oil poured all over her. Since when was healthy skin fucking greasy looking enough to lube engine parts with?

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:00, archived)

Maybe here's an idea for an Image challenge:

Twist those smug bastard faces of adverts and make them BLEED
(esp. the 'let's get a loan' ads which are convieniently followed by 'are you in horrific debt let's just extend the payments and charge you more' ads

Oh, did you know he's not BARRY SCOTT? His name's really Neil Burgess.
The lying twunt - if he's lying about his name HOW THEN CAN WE BELIEVE THAT THE DIRT IS REALY GONE??!!

(Bigg_Les Spitting Image is the hero we need, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:21, archived)