hey are your ears really ringing that bad or are you just missing a little bit of yellow noise
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Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:34,
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A conversation with Jesus
Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a scotch and soda along with a quiet conversation with Jesus.
This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day.
I said, “Jesus, why do I work so hard?”
Jesus replied, “Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather.”
I said: “I thought that money was the root of all evil.”
Jesus replied, “No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad.”
I was starting to feel better, but I still had a few burning questions, so I asked, “Jesus, what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?”
Jesus replied: “That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Señor, but for now, I have to finish your lawn.”
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Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:12,
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This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day.
I said, “Jesus, why do I work so hard?”
Jesus replied, “Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather.”
I said: “I thought that money was the root of all evil.”
Jesus replied, “No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad.”
I was starting to feel better, but I still had a few burning questions, so I asked, “Jesus, what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?”
Jesus replied: “That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Señor, but for now, I have to finish your lawn.”
Hey Sam!
Wanna see something funny? I was just looking for a picture of George W Bush and found this:
www.clipagon.com/George_W_Bush_3.png
LOL! Worst drawing ever!
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Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:16,
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www.clipagon.com/George_W_Bush_3.png
LOL! Worst drawing ever!
Hell yeah :D
Also, I like answering questions on Yahoo Answers.
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090714111039AApWtcN
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Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:29,
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answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090714111039AApWtcN
*doesn't get it*
(even though I've spent all day on tvtropes, which is as densely packed with references as a cultural neutron star)
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Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:39,
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I also asked a question.
answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArWMxwMV7GgvK.Sy8SrmrUojzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20090714112214AAJF9Z1
This is my fave answer so far:
""Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind." Albert Eienstein
"The most beautiful system of the sun, planets, and comets, could only proceed from the counsel and dominion on an intelligent and powerful Being." Isaac Newton, Principia
"It is true, that a little philosophy inclineth man’s mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion ..." Sir Francis Bacon
You can dislike it all you want, I'm just providing an answer to the question by providing facts and quotes from scientists."
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Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:39,
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This is my fave answer so far:
""Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind." Albert Eienstein
"The most beautiful system of the sun, planets, and comets, could only proceed from the counsel and dominion on an intelligent and powerful Being." Isaac Newton, Principia
"It is true, that a little philosophy inclineth man’s mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion ..." Sir Francis Bacon
You can dislike it all you want, I'm just providing an answer to the question by providing facts and quotes from scientists."
Remember:
"I'm believer in equality.
If you were to rape someone and call the child Jesus, I'd see you in jail.
The same should happen to the gods.
If you were to kill someone then I would see you in court and then in jail. The same should happen to gods.
If you were able to stop the killing of someone but didn't, you would be charged with negligence or manslaughter. The same should happen to gods.
Too bad the gods never live up to their own moral codes.
PS Didn't someone's god create Darwin?"
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Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:46,
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If you were to rape someone and call the child Jesus, I'd see you in jail.
The same should happen to the gods.
If you were to kill someone then I would see you in court and then in jail. The same should happen to gods.
If you were able to stop the killing of someone but didn't, you would be charged with negligence or manslaughter. The same should happen to gods.
Too bad the gods never live up to their own moral codes.
PS Didn't someone's god create Darwin?"
an Adversary is what you have after a year, or a number of years, of being married.
Oh my good lord, I swear a bit of wee came out I laughed so hard.
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Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:00,
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