woo gaffer tape.
From the Draw Hitler challenge. See all 341 entries (closed)
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From the Draw Hitler challenge. See all 341 entries (closed)
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hey are your ears really ringing that bad or are you just missing a little bit of yellow noise
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Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:34,
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A conversation with Jesus
Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a scotch and soda along with a quiet conversation with Jesus.
This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day.
I said, “Jesus, why do I work so hard?”
Jesus replied, “Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather.”
I said: “I thought that money was the root of all evil.”
Jesus replied, “No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad.”
I was starting to feel better, but I still had a few burning questions, so I asked, “Jesus, what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?”
Jesus replied: “That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Señor, but for now, I have to finish your lawn.”
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Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:12,
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This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day.
I said, “Jesus, why do I work so hard?”
Jesus replied, “Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather.”
I said: “I thought that money was the root of all evil.”
Jesus replied, “No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad.”
I was starting to feel better, but I still had a few burning questions, so I asked, “Jesus, what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?”
Jesus replied: “That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Señor, but for now, I have to finish your lawn.”
Hey Sam!
Wanna see something funny? I was just looking for a picture of George W Bush and found this:
www.clipagon.com/George_W_Bush_3.png
LOL! Worst drawing ever!
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Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:16,
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www.clipagon.com/George_W_Bush_3.png
LOL! Worst drawing ever!
Hell yeah :D
Also, I like answering questions on Yahoo Answers.
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090714111039AApWtcN
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Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:29,
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answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090714111039AApWtcN
*doesn't get it*
(even though I've spent all day on tvtropes, which is as densely packed with references as a cultural neutron star)
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Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:39,
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I also asked a question.
answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArWMxwMV7GgvK.Sy8SrmrUojzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20090714112214AAJF9Z1
This is my fave answer so far:
""Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind." Albert Eienstein
"The most beautiful system of the sun, planets, and comets, could only proceed from the counsel and dominion on an intelligent and powerful Being." Isaac Newton, Principia
"It is true, that a little philosophy inclineth man’s mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion ..." Sir Francis Bacon
You can dislike it all you want, I'm just providing an answer to the question by providing facts and quotes from scientists."
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Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:39,
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This is my fave answer so far:
""Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind." Albert Eienstein
"The most beautiful system of the sun, planets, and comets, could only proceed from the counsel and dominion on an intelligent and powerful Being." Isaac Newton, Principia
"It is true, that a little philosophy inclineth man’s mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion ..." Sir Francis Bacon
You can dislike it all you want, I'm just providing an answer to the question by providing facts and quotes from scientists."
Remember:
"I'm believer in equality.
If you were to rape someone and call the child Jesus, I'd see you in jail.
The same should happen to the gods.
If you were to kill someone then I would see you in court and then in jail. The same should happen to gods.
If you were able to stop the killing of someone but didn't, you would be charged with negligence or manslaughter. The same should happen to gods.
Too bad the gods never live up to their own moral codes.
PS Didn't someone's god create Darwin?"
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Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:46,
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If you were to rape someone and call the child Jesus, I'd see you in jail.
The same should happen to the gods.
If you were to kill someone then I would see you in court and then in jail. The same should happen to gods.
If you were able to stop the killing of someone but didn't, you would be charged with negligence or manslaughter. The same should happen to gods.
Too bad the gods never live up to their own moral codes.
PS Didn't someone's god create Darwin?"
an Adversary is what you have after a year, or a number of years, of being married.
Oh my good lord, I swear a bit of wee came out I laughed so hard.
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Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:00,
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Yep, that's about my level*
*really is my level (which is why I don't draw anything, that's my brother's oevre)
:)
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Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:34,
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:)
Ha.
Did you stick them on and then watch TV all day waiting for someone to appear in place?
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Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:27,
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Ha.
You loser, you should have just paused it and put them on after ;)
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Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:35,
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Oswald Mosley would have been devastated and disappointed
If he'd known.
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Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:38,
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click!
well done making him look like a mustachioed five year old :-P
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Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:04,
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Thank you
I thought it was as good a way of conveying my disrespect as any other.
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Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:09,
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yay!
I hoped this would be peaed, I remember it in my head as being done in the style of Grey Kid and confused him when asking about it.
Now clicked (as I should have done originally) and saved for future enjoyment. :D
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Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:23,
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Now clicked (as I should have done originally) and saved for future enjoyment. :D
Although they're both great
there is indeed one in the style of Grey Kid, I'm certain. Or was it (the style of) The Neville?
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Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:00,
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/me makes mental note
Never read b3ta at work...
Or you'll burst out in a loud laugh, and then have to explain why you did so to your colleagues... And you can't really as you'd have to point out the image.
Awesome pun there. Well done.
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Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:57,
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Or you'll burst out in a loud laugh, and then have to explain why you did so to your colleagues... And you can't really as you'd have to point out the image.
Awesome pun there. Well done.
Awesome
But since when did Hitler look like one of the Scousers from Harry Enfield and Chums?
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Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:39,
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RIS?
The German words for Jews and juice are Juden and Zaft, respectively. Neither word rhymes with the other one, so where is the joke?
Someone please explain, 'cause I'm RISing my little black heart out.
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 0:46,
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Someone please explain, 'cause I'm RISing my little black heart out.
Make me think of this :
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgwW1KOHYZg
(yes, it's french, you can skip to 1:00 for the interesting part)
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Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:32,
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(yes, it's french, you can skip to 1:00 for the interesting part)