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[challenge entry] Hmmm...

From the Modernise the Bible challenge. See all 404 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! sponge monkey is knitting himself, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 18:12, archived)
#
raped
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 18:14, archived)
# A bare Cain?
Put on some pants, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 18:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 18:17, archived)
# I am in tears
laughing at this one
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 18:17, archived)
# You havn't see this!

lob
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 18:21, archived)
# and very well deserved FP!!!
almost as quick as..............
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I 'knew' alot of girls.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 18:26, archived)
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girls stuffed animals
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:37, archived)
# ha ha
I wish my spell check/grammar check was that good!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Portioned...
HA HA HA

*clicks*
(ComplexStuff Was confused by life on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 19:57, archived)
# That's the funniest thing in
interwebworld.Thanks!
(but why check grandma?
Surely there wasn't one yet.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:25, archived)
# You forgot porked.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:11, archived)
# I am a God botherer
and even I find this ultra giggleworthy. Well done :D
(Ed Quarters has moved house!, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Pfffft :D
"portioned" doesn't get used often enough nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Ace
..and there could be so many spinoffs!
(HellHathFury Christ on his pushbike, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:10, archived)