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[challenge entry] It's the bible translated into a more modern language.
awaits comments about errors in my coding structure

From the Modernise the Bible challenge. See all 404 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:41, archived)
# crumbs!
my fave quote from the bibble: "Do you have anything other than tuna sandwiches?"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Is there a prize for geekiest entrty? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Haha this is simply phenomenal
yay you are too talented!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:43, archived)
# hahaha, very good!
+++OUT OF CHEESE ERROR+++
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:43, archived)
# hahah
I might code that one in to the system I am working on
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:48, archived)
# A known Error Has Occured
But we're not telling you what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:50, archived)
# +++YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! FAQ ERROR+++
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:56, archived)
# AN INVALID SPROUT PROTOCOL INTERFRACTION HAS PROVEN TO BE INDETERMINISTIC
Do you want to
[Recombobulate the matrix]
[Parse the dutchie pon de leff tanside]
[Make tea]

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I'd love code errors like this
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:07, archived)
# arf
Anthill Inside
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:48, archived)
# *secret fan handshake*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:55, archived)
# *cries outside window*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:04, archived)
# *closes curtains*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:07, archived)
# *unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:07, archived)
# *shits through letterbox*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:08, archived)
# +++ Big Red Lever Time +++
;)
(Jimple Fish, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 0:23, archived)
[challenge entry] also: needs more ads

Click for animated with sound
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(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I am liking this very much

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:57, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Is that a 120mm manna cannon?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Cheesoid kill self
pet-ril...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Hahaha, outstanding

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:48, archived)
# hahaha
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:48, archived)
# LOL WUT
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Hahahaha this is excellent!
"crucifiction" or "crucifact" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:53, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:53, archived)
# hahahahahah! *click!!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I like this!
A lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:02, archived)
# :D
insta-FP!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Well damn and fuck yeah this rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:09, archived)
# *clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap*
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:21, archived)
# "Hello world!!!"
Someone's been spying on the PSP homebrew scene :D

*clicks loads*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Excellent :)
and it looks like you got away with the double extension of God.
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Nice :)

(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Yay
Though Prophet should only implement HolySpirit and not extend God, as per the Trinity (Unless you are a Unitarian). Also I don't like variables with capital letters, even if they are people's names. Otherwise, woo.
(chutneyweasel, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I understand this just enough to find
it hilarious - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Frilliant!
Which is a cross between Fantastic and Brilliant.
(SillyMoo, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:01, archived)
# read_super_block: bread failed
(a real error message)
(ms, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)
# This wins the fucking internets
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 3:11, archived)
# Jesus Christ
This is the blood and body of Christ The Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 5:34, archived)
# Geek Alert
According to that code Jesus has another miracle: Turning any other liquid other than water into water :P
(ldwater otherwise known as a 'jive turkey', Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Being pedantic...
there's an error in the code, you have:

for($i=0;$i=$crowdsize;i++) {

which'll do nothing :P

Other than that, yay!
(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:44, archived)
# fantatstic!
fucker didn't indent his code either!
(untitled, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:25, archived)
# LAWUHL.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:36, archived)