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[challenge entry] tried and tested

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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:31, archived)
# I don't smoke
but I'm sold!

*buys eleventy fags*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Neither do I
I'm thinking of starting with patches to build up my cravings.
(Anti Oxen lurks because he has no 'shopping skills., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Smoking is cool.
Self-righteous whining about smoking and smokers is not cool.

SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:34, archived)
# ^^ This!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:36, archived)
# you bastard
I've been cranky all day already
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Take up smack.
It's even better.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:35, archived)
# thats a classic symptom of not smoking enough
any physician will tell you you should immediately smoke a pack of 10
then continue with a pipe 3 times a day for the next week
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:36, archived)
# crackpipe?
:D
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:37, archived)
# No it's just the way my trousers hang!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Hahaha spot on
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:49, archived)
# That is beautiful.
Do you have an Ernie one to go with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Cheers.
No, I never made an Ernie pic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:57, archived)
# have a 'sort of' ernie
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Is that Andre Noview in the middle?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Deaf, Deaf O'Connor
/which doesn't work anywhere near as well for the joke
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 14:04, archived)
# "It really works!"
- Judith, London
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Hahahaha! *clicketyclick*
I've never smoked in my life yet a few years ago I dreamt I was smoking and honestly have cravings now when I see someone light up or smell an unexpected tobacky smell.
I think I need therapy.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:35, archived)
# I have dreamed several times that I am tripping.
It is very, very weird to wake up from.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:36, archived)
# SNRI medication caused me to wake up tripping at first.
Wacky patterns were enjoyable.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:42, archived)
# When I forget to take my thyroid meds
I have lucid dreams and often later on can't tell what was a dream or what was real. That is so weird.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Interesting, not really psychoactive directly, messed up hormones at a guess.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Very.
That's another thing I have but won't bore anyone with the details :)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:50, archived)
# I love my fags more than life itself
which is handy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Are ya smokin' yet?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Not right now
cos those namby-pamby-PC-brigade-loony-leftie-one-legged-lesbian-council-MPs-tree-hugging-Guardian-reading-elf-and-safety-brigaders say I have to go outside now.

Thanks Gordon brown!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Mr Griffin goes to Washington LOLS :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Smoking improves any situation FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Pfft!
Hell yeah! And on that note, I'm off for a fag :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:42, archived)
# no. no you won't
/Judas: ex-smoker
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:45, archived)
# *GLARES*
/sparks up
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:53, archived)
# they all die in the end
/lung cancer
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:58, archived)
# so do non-smokers
/old age
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)
# it's an 'in-joke' I have with'Hats'
about the film 300. I wasn't making a point about smoking in general
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 14:03, archived)
# I'll 'shut up'
'then'
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 14:06, archived)
# 'sorry' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 14:08, archived)
# haha!
and lovely smokey people...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry] universal treatment...
(zacemon, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Say Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!
mulledmadness.blogspot.com/2008/03/wire-brush-and-dettol.html
(Biff..., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:27, archived)
# *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! CriticalPoint Critical, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:06, archived)
# cheers yo
^
(zacemon, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Lovely fags!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbRifIzMth0&feature=fvst
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 18:08, archived)
# What's that you say Mr. Tumble?

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:26, archived)
# 100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 21:11, archived)