Let´s see
My breasts are not very big, but they call attention anyway, as my nipples are always very hard. Here is not too much of a problem, because it's always cold, and I wear a lot of layers of cloths; however, do you remember that "terribly" hot summer (more like a nice spring), 4 or 5 years ago?

Well, I went with my friends to the pub. I love cask ale. My friends can't understand that, but we go to the pub anyway, they have some of their silly wine and I enjoy my beer. It was a hot day, so I was wearing a very thin green shirt that I have. You could see my nipples through it. Not that I feel proud of it, but what can I do?

So we get in the pub and sit next to a table full of geeky guys. I love geeky guys. The geeky guys were talking about SciFi, and I wished I could seat with them. One of them was particularly sexy. He looked so shy and innocent I was melting just by looking at him. The problem with geeky guys, specially the innocent ones, is that they are not very brave, so I knew I'd have to do the hard work. I waited until it was his turn to go to the bar and I went after him.

-I heard you talking about SciFi - I said. He was paralyzed. He kept looking at my nipples and didn't say a word. I put my hand under his chin and push it up until his eyes were looking at mine. -How would you like coming to my home now? - I asked. He looked at me in disbelief, laughed and went back to his mates.

I'm not easily defeated, and the way he looked at my breasts made me so wet I couldn't just let him go. I approached his table, where his mates were making fun of him for talking with a girl, and leaned over just enough for them to be able to see the top of my boobs, just above the aureole.

-You didn't replay to my question.
-Were you serious?
-Why wouldn't I?

He grumbled something to the guys about them finishing his drink and run after me to the street. I teased him all the way to my home. I hold his hand and kept his arm between my breasts, squeezing them with mine, making him struggle to talk. By the time we got to my home, he was sweating and didn't know what to do. He looked at my, questioning with his eyes, what the next step was.

I took my shirt of and hold his hands, then pressed them against my breasts, making sure my nipples were between his fingers and playing with them.

That unleashed the beast. He got crazy and pushed me down to the floor. I could feel all the passion and the fury while he squeezed, and licked, and bit, and pressed and griped me. I was unable to move, he was so strong and ardent, until finally, he lost it and bit me too hard. I immediately reacted and recovered the control. Pushed him back and ordered to undress while I got rid of my skirt and my tiny underwear.

I made him lay on the floor and climbed on to him, with my pussy right in his mouth, and started to suck him. Years of repressed hormones and fantasies took control over him and made him mad. He licked me with such fervour I had to stop myself shouting by keeping his cock tight in my mouth. He made me come again and again, until he could hold it no longer and shouted:

-I'm coming! I'm coming!

I dutifully helped him all the way through and swallow. Then, I sat on the floor, looking at him. He was spent, but the look of happiness on his eyes is something I will never forget.

Right, I thought, when he recovers, I'm going to give him a proper, good, old fuck. Then, my job for the day will be done. One virgin less in the city.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 19:52, 32 replies)

Blamey
That was difficult! There are so many words that I don´t know!

I'll be glad to see your corrections and suggestions to improve it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 19:52, closed)

Well done anyway!
quite an explosive bit of writing there.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 11 May 2010, 20:22, closed)

I had it on my head since the qotw started
But it felt wrong as I had to repeat the same words again and again.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 20:36, closed)

Good Story

anyone with a thing for geeks can't be too bad.

*click*
(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Tue 11 May 2010, 21:16, closed)

I love their Baklava best
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:20, closed)

Nah,

feta cheese is best.
(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Tue 11 May 2010, 21:58, closed)

I hate to spoil this for everybody.
It's a bloke.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 11 May 2010, 22:55, closed)

Do you think any of this lot know that you can find real porn on the internet, rather than all this ham-fisted sub-Black Lace bollocks that they all lap up?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:17, closed)

I had sex once

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:10, closed)

I've had it three times.
At least.
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Wed 12 May 2010, 0:10, closed)

I lost count after the first time
because I didn't like it and I shan't be doing it again, even if some random girl down the pub forces me to because I'm socially inept.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 12 May 2010, 0:13, closed)

So in other words, he sexually assaulted you.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:21, closed)

It does all sound a bit rapey

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 12 May 2010, 0:11, closed)

I'd have thought the other way round surely

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 May 2010, 0:32, closed)

Not so - he was the one with the cock, he defiled a higher-status woman.
Rape is a terrible thing; I would encourage the original poster to face down her denial and actively press charges against him so he can't pose a threat to any other women in the future.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:11, closed)

That geek your talking about...
Was me!!!
(Dr Fishfinger Want's to see a fat man give a tit wank, Wed 12 May 2010, 0:41, closed)

No, it was ME!
I AM SPARTACUS!
( Wanderer, Wed 12 May 2010, 2:00, closed)

I'M SPARTICUS

AND SO IS MY WIFE
(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Wed 12 May 2010, 11:54, closed)

Classy.
The art of romance clearly isn't dead.
(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Wed 12 May 2010, 7:33, closed)

The art of erotic writing however...

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 May 2010, 19:01, closed)

My suspension of disbelief cracked when he didn't a) declare his undying love or b) start texting/phoning/emailing her incessantly.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:18, closed)

Very very nice,
Needs more breasts.


B+
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Wed 12 May 2010, 9:06, closed)

Dear Sir
This is the most brilliantly observed and wonderfully written spoof I have ever read.
(Barnetboy, Wed 12 May 2010, 10:02, closed)

Hahahahaha good work!
You write for Razzle AICMFP.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 May 2010, 10:22, closed)

It is a lady
And she likes Final Fantasy, Geek dream or what!!....please tell me 7 was your favourite!!!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 12 May 2010, 11:10, closed)

Of course she is.
And certainly not a geek ideal woman character dreamed up by a man for shits, giggles, and not a little self-tittilation.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 May 2010, 11:28, closed)

I've seen pics from a bash.
Trust me, she's female and pretty.
( Wanderer, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:44, closed)

Hmm
Hot-to-trot tale. Thanks for sharing :)
Cask in South Manc FTW
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:17, closed)

Ey!
Thanks for the answers, I stopped looking as I thought nobody would reply.

And yes, I'm a female, with all my bits in the right place. And yes, I like FF, but I wouldn't know if 7 or 8 would be the best... For sure not X-II. I wish I had a PS and a lot of time to play XIII

And yes, yes, yes, Cask for the winner!! I'm going this Friday with some colleagues from work. I love that place.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 12 May 2010, 14:27, closed)

How long before .....
Somebody will say "Prove you're a girl by posting a photo with your shirt potatoes out"

It's only a matter of time!
(Barnetboy, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:22, closed)

I could find thousand of pictures of girls with their potatoes out
It wouldn't prove anything.

I know what I am, that's more than enough.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 12 May 2010, 15:43, closed)

Someone could reply
"Prove you've got balls...by peeling open your scrotum, taking a photo and posting it here?"
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:51, closed)