
Comedian Al Murray recounts a run-in with industrial-scale stupidity: "Car insurance company rang, without having sent me a renewal letter, asking for money. Made them answer security questions." In the same vein, tell us your stories about pointless paperwork and corporate quarter-wits
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:13)
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that you can't just have a courier take something from point A to point B. Why would it need to go back to their depot? Clowns.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:42, 2 replies)

just think if every parcel was taken from point A to point B, and what that would mean for couriers. Sure, it works if you have very few parcels, all for delivery within a smallish area. But if you're delivering over a large area then grouping them into delivery rounds makes much more sense. In fact there's an interesting linear-programming exercise you can do to optimize your depot set up. The other problem, of optimizing your delivery routes, is much more complex. I leave it as an exercise to the reader to demonstrate exactly how much more complex it is (10 points)
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:46, closed)

analysis through my CRAY MPx supercomputer, using advanced heuristic polynomial modeling algorythms, with multidatapoint weighting, and it has come up with the answer:
It is MUCH more complex.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:51, closed)

but if I were to hire a courier to move a box of stuff between two shops in the same town, I don't really think it'd be an efficient process to have it diverted to a depot in the arse end of nowhere.
Meh, good thing I'm not running a courier service, I suppose.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:33, closed)

But big organizations like DHL or the Post office are set up to work via Depots.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:16, closed)

most of my knowledge of courier services comes from playing Frontier. All I can really be sure of is: slaves + [forgetting to install life support] = fertiliser
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:36, closed)

as "some-where's arsehole". Thankyou.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:42, closed)

I think in this case it was because his shop wasn't open when he had the stuff picked up so needed to be delivered the next day or so
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:53, closed)
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