Goggles
In our kitchen we used to have a photo board which pretty much covered one whole wall. Hundreds of photos, literally, many funny, or just with a story behind them. So when bringing new friends/boyfriends/anyone of any importance into the house for the first time this was always cause for comment.

So which lovely photo do my parents choose to point out (without. fail. every. time.)? Baby photos? Hah, I wish. Could it be the one of me as a bridesmaid, with adorable curls? The first day of school? No. Oh then happy family times at the beach? Getting there... but still no.

It was the one in which, at about 6 years of age, I am standing with my back to the camera, proudly nude, but for a pair of goggles. Across my bum cheeks.

Ha. Fucking. Ha.

P.S. My mum was a teacher at my school, and very friendly with most of the staff, including the Head. Many a dinner party saw me scarper after hearing the words "And here's TinyCat's bottom!!"
(TinyCat, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:21, 3 replies)

aaawwwww......
how cute
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 2:00, closed)

Hah
That's darling, tho.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 2:23, closed)

I've heard of talking out of your arse,
but you deserve a click for seeing out of it.
(paof2 Nude might not be rude, but rude could be nude..., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 9:00, closed)