Cringe!
Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Goggles
In our kitchen we used to have a photo board which pretty much covered one whole wall. Hundreds of photos, literally, many funny, or just with a story behind them. So when bringing new friends/boyfriends/anyone of any importance into the house for the first time this was always cause for comment.
So which lovely photo do my parents choose to point out (without. fail. every. time.)? Baby photos? Hah, I wish. Could it be the one of me as a bridesmaid, with adorable curls? The first day of school? No. Oh then happy family times at the beach? Getting there... but still no.
It was the one in which, at about 6 years of age, I am standing with my back to the camera, proudly nude, but for a pair of goggles. Across my bum cheeks.
Ha. Fucking. Ha.
P.S. My mum was a teacher at my school, and very friendly with most of the staff, including the Head. Many a dinner party saw me scarper after hearing the words "And here's TinyCat's bottom!!"
( , Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:21, 3 replies)
In our kitchen we used to have a photo board which pretty much covered one whole wall. Hundreds of photos, literally, many funny, or just with a story behind them. So when bringing new friends/boyfriends/anyone of any importance into the house for the first time this was always cause for comment.
So which lovely photo do my parents choose to point out (without. fail. every. time.)? Baby photos? Hah, I wish. Could it be the one of me as a bridesmaid, with adorable curls? The first day of school? No. Oh then happy family times at the beach? Getting there... but still no.
It was the one in which, at about 6 years of age, I am standing with my back to the camera, proudly nude, but for a pair of goggles. Across my bum cheeks.
Ha. Fucking. Ha.
P.S. My mum was a teacher at my school, and very friendly with most of the staff, including the Head. Many a dinner party saw me scarper after hearing the words "And here's TinyCat's bottom!!"
( , Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:21, 3 replies)
I've heard of talking out of your arse,
but you deserve a click for seeing out of it.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2008, 9:00, closed)
but you deserve a click for seeing out of it.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2008, 9:00, closed)
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