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I once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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where you from tyrrell?
Where would you get sent to?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:44, 1 reply)

Lol well probably nowhere, i dont think in the highly unlikely event the bnp are elected they will be competent enough to do anything. But in answer to your question, Norway.
(tyrellsOwl, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:47, closed)
I've just drawn a list of ethnicities that the BNP are paranoid about.
Norway is at position 195.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:31, closed)

Crap. Back to the drawing board.
(tyrellsOwl, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:42, closed)
Have they not invented "ferries" yet in your tragic little universe?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:08, closed)
I'm sure he can afford to get there.
It's probably the skyhigh rents and cost of living that are stopping him moving back.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:21, closed)

In all seriousness (just for a minute) it's just the move itself, bringing the furniture and things, thats quite expensive.
Once i am over there, working a dev job or something, the high salary makes up for the high cost of living (so long as you dont drink or smoke, natch)
(tyrellsOwl, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:24, closed)
you do realise you come across as a fucking bellend in this thread right?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:25, closed)

Lol yes, thats the idea.
Unless ive missed the point of qotw
(tyrellsOwl, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:32, closed)
legless defence,
good work.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:41, closed)
Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:44, closed)
This seems moot.
You're clearly too thick to have a salaried job anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:44, closed)

I do, in the UK!!!
(tyrellsOwl, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:45, closed)
Somebody is paying a salary to somebody whose grasp of basic economics would embarrass a ten year old?
No wonder the economy is struggling.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:58, closed)

That icon of yours offends me. I find it racist to my people.
(tyrellsOwl, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:01, closed)
"Morons" isn't a race.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:08, closed)
It's a religion. They
sometimes knock on our door.
(username failed moderation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:10, closed)

What does a viking helmet have to do with morons? Insult fail. Youre losing touch, sham!
(tyrellsOwl, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:18, closed)

Ah also, housing costs the same as here!
(tyrellsOwl, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:25, closed)
Ha ha.
Fucking Norwegians, over here, eating our fish.
(username failed moderation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:54, closed)
lol
Well I never! Thats just racist stereotyping of the worst kind!
(tyrellsOwl, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:57, closed)

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