Difficult Cuntstomers.
Once worked for a McDonalds. Like several umpty billion other students. Anyway, during one of my last shifts for the fucking awful place, about 10pm(ish) some woman wanders up to my till and asks for something which involves fries. Can't for the life of me remember what else she wanted although I do recall the miserable bitch was quite fuckable, but she had clearly had a shit day and was looking to take it out on someone. Cue, your's truly.

Anyway, I assembled her meal and upon asking for payment she claimed that I had handled her bloody fries with my fingers. Now (a) there is a perfectly servicable fry scoop for sticking their manky chips into a bag and (b) well, there is no (b) because (a) is such a bloody good argument. I made this point, she had none of it, and being quite a nice person I decided to cook her a nice fresh load of fries and made a deliberate show in front of her of scooping up her fries without a single bit of soya and shite ever approaching my fingers.

Well, once again and now spectacularly unbelievably she claimed I had man-handled her sodding chips into the bag. So, I asked the manager to deal with her and fucked off.

So, awkward fucking woman in McDonalds, L/Spa about 11 years ago... I am now a NASA astrophysicist, and you are probably still a difficult cow moaning about a bag of shitty chips in your local chav eatery. Fuck you and fuck off, etc.
(Dr. Scambolic, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:04, 5 replies)

Far out...
Now I can say I am amazed. Cannot believe an astrophysicist is a B3tan! Thank you for restoring my faith in this simple, plain yet strangely entertaining universe that is B3TA.

/Just a Food Tech myself.
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 7:20, closed)

astrophysics FTW
nice last paragraph. that has to have been satisfying to write!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:22, closed)

Know the feeling...
About customers that is, not being an astrophysicist.

*click*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:19, closed)

Yay for the chavvy
L/spa maccyD people!

They have helped me never wish to go to a McDonald's again. Was in the one in town or the one by the retail park?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:01, closed)

Town!
It was the one on the Parade. I haven't been back into the place since I left in '97 and, like you, have absolutely no wish to do so ever again.

Good luck with the L/Spa bash. Sorry I can't make it, but it's quite a way to come these days!
(Dr. Scambolic, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:28, closed)