When you have a wife/husband...what are you thinking?
When you are copping off with someone else...are you thinking how this could end your marriage, therefore causing you financial woes due to divorce [most likely to happen to guys] and rob you of a happy life with someone who used to love you?

Or are you repeatedly telling yourself 'no one will find out'?
(lemonadegame, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:24, 8 replies)

I doubt "thinking" is involved...
A friend of mine has a very sound belief that pretty much all the problems in the world are caused by men wanting to put their willies in things.
( sanityclause is waiting until, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:55, closed)

RIGHT ON, SISTER

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:13, closed)

Or maybe you don't love your wife/husband.

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:12, closed)

or maybe, just for once, you want to fuck someone with big tits.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:22, closed)

Or maybe you're just acting like the animal you are instead of bowing to unnecessary societal conventions.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:28, closed)

Maybe you're thinking
that your wife is a fat, lazy, abusive, self-centred control freak whose best days are long behind her and this vision of beauty in front of you might be the best shag you've ever had and for just one moment may help to subdue the pain of a lifetime of misery?

Just a guess, you understand.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:12, closed)

Maybe
you're thinking. Wow, an opportunity to have a shag! That makes a fucking change!
( emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:16, closed)

I hope she'll find out and join in
And that I can spunk in her face without caring whether I hit her in the eye.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:47, closed)