We put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'
When I was younger my family used to go to abroad on holiday. My mum was always one to try a new place each year. We went to Crete, Portugal, Ibiza etc. but eventually started going to Turkey.

So it was a suprise when not only did we keep returning to the same resort each year but my parents decided to buy a holiday flat over there. My sister was, at the time going out with a Turkish waiter. We all got on with him and life seemed normal.

Then my sis didn't want to go out with him so my mum got on a plane with her so she could dump him face to face. My sis ended up severely ill whilst over there but my mum seemed to spend all her time with the waiter.

Flash forward a few years and it transpired....(you guessed it) my mum was banging said waiter.

Cut to present day. My parents are divorced and both re-married. And this summer it just got a whole lot wierder. Not only did my sis start speaking to my mum again, she went over there on holiday and stayed with my mum and the waiter. Then, as if the bizarre events weren't bizarre enough, my mum and waiter have come back to the UK to live over the winter and are staying with my sister.

I haven't got a problem with any of them except for usual family flaws. Those irritating things that only your family spot in you. And waiter guy is actually a top bloke. Apart from the fact he is to me a sister and motherfucker.

Gross.

Length - I'm neither proud or ashamed!
(Nilliay ate the last piece of cake on, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 1:14, 3 replies)

Watch your step
He might be gunning for you next.
(Rsoles, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 12:51, closed)

Wonder if they have had a 3's up?
Come on, im not the only person who thought that, surely?
(jonnyninetails, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:56, closed)

I did....
And I bet they do!
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:19, closed)