Porn (again)
About ten years ago I moved up North, and initially shared a house with four other blokes, two of whom I'd met while travelling round the world. Among their interlocking circles of friends was a guy we'll call Tim - decent bloke, but with some strange tastes. To cut a short story down a bit more, he once bought a packet of "Chicks with Dicks" playing cards, and somehow managed to hide the entire deck around our house - in books, video cases, packets of food, under cushions, in the gas meter, under the doormat, you name it. Thanks to his skill, sometimes weeks would pass between each exclamation of "oh, for fuck's sake, Tim!" as an unfortunate housemate found another bepeckered laydee in a jacket pocket or textbook. A couple even smuggled themselves out in my belongings when I moved out, but I'm sure there are still plenty waiting to be found by unsuspecting new tenants.

Not as much fun as finding a tenner, all told.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:38, 4 replies)

I'll say it again
Porn Ninjas are ace!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:47, closed)

while playing a game at uni
one of the forfeits was to go into the uni bar, order a pint and when paying for it "accidently" spill a load of gay porno playing cards on the bar.

it went down a treat. the guy's wallet practically exploded these cards everywhere
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:59, closed)

Click
for "bepeckered laydee"

ha-ha-ha. ace
(Bluffboy South Africa! World Champions!!!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:40, closed)

Bepeckered is a lovely word.
It's why I clicked
( Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:23, closed)