It's probably been mentioned
But this is just so damn funny:
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1293165/Nanny-30-died-sexual-arousal-watching-pornography.html
(Darramouss Powered by Monster Munch and hate., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:02, 14 replies)

She died with a smile on her face...
Anyone know what kind of sex toy she was using??
(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 2:17, closed)

Yes
The Tungsten RoboBugger 3000
(Darramouss Powered by Monster Munch and hate., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 2:30, closed)

Hahaha. The wrong people are naming sex toys.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:09, closed)

I'm worried that I'll be found dead
in front of the computer with my trousers round my ankles, not a very dignified end.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 5:45, closed)

Found with a pussy on her chest too....
phnur phnur...
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:10, closed)

She must have had enemies at the Mail
or at least someone with a grudge against her family

but seriously, how is "girl dies masturbating" news?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:08, closed)

How is anything in the Mail "news"
rather than "sensationalism"?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:11, closed)

good point

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:42, closed)

I don't think that article could be more explicit about how masturbation KILLS YOU
without including the line "A leading expert commented on the subject, saying 'It were probably the wanking what done her in.' Recent research has also shown that people who masturbate daily are at an increased risk of cancer (this is the Mail, remember)"
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:05, closed)

I think you'll find its only women - who are dirty and disgusting if they wank because they should be virgins - are at risk.
Men can wank all they like.

Just as long as they're not muslim.

Or a forrin.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:17, closed)

Heh, point.
If the Mail condemned manwanking, thousands of heads would explode from the contradiction.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:39, closed)

When the police found her body...
... they removed the [insert name of hated football club] shirt she was wearing to save her family further embarrassment.

But what a way to go - wanking to death. And I thought the only downside was the high cost of Kleenex and hand lotion
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:28, closed)

Imagine if she died whilst you were shagging her.
What's the penalty for fucking someone to death?
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:48, closed)

Police membership.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:59, closed)