KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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Redressing the BalanceI'm a firm beliver in Karma. So much so that when bad or unfair things happen to me for no reason, I go out and kick a child in the face, just to balance things out.
What?
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I hopeyou choose a different child each time?
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I hope it's the same child each and every timeand a ginger one.
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So that meansall I have to do to turn my life around is kick a few kids in the face? Hell, my kids' elementary is chock full of little kiddies! Fame and fortune here I come!
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:58,
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I like to mix it up...by kicking a different ginger child every time
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I do something similarbut whenever anything happens to me, good or bad, I kick a ginger kid in the face
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:43,
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