Not me or mine, but a friend of a friend of a friend of a...
An aunt was driving her young niece to the pool with the niece strapped into her carseat in the back. Forgetting herself, the aunt yelled "Are you fucking stupid?!?!" to a car that had cut her off. Remembering her niece in the back she seized up in terror, trying to decide how to cover for herself, when the little niece piped up in that scolding know-it-all tone that all little girls have, saying, "Mommy says 'stupid' is a bad word".

*pop* (Be gentle, its my first time)
(Poutiful, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 17:31, 2 replies)

been there......
Realized I had been 'thinking nasty thoughts aloud' the day my then 2 and 4 yr olds started yelling at cars to "get the fuck out of the way or learn how to drive!"

*cringes*
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 5:10, closed)

My dear lady wife
Was driving back from the Dragon-In-Law's in full blonde mode. Cruising along at about 85 ish, which of course is naughty.

Cue small voice from back seat "Look - Police Car!"

Specifically, a fully marked traffic car in a layby, complete with fluorescent Battenberg livery, as obvious as a shiny sixpence in a chimney-sweeps arsehole.

That she had missed.

Until she passed it.

Considerably over the legal speed limit.

She bribed junior with choccie buttons never to speak a word...naturally he spilled as soon as he was back in the house.

Jnr: "We saw a police car!"

(DLW: 'Shutupshutupshutup')

Jnr: "Mummy said a naughty word!"

(DLW:'ShutupChocolateShutup')

Jnr: "What does duckitt mean, daddy?"

Daddy: "Pffft...Mummy must have seen a duck"
(osok Rebel without a clue, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:53, closed)