Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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I drive trains.Fatalities are a common occurrence but my depot seems to be cursed with more than our fair share. Like this, this and this just yesterday.
All a bit grim. Not particularly funny I'm afraid but lurid enough for you?
Luckily all I've killed is a wheelie bin.
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spesh., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:01,
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Your story is 'some bad shit happened to other people'?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:04,
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Cunt couldn't even stay about from his bin.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:34,
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YES(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 10:05, closed)
'Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.'so yeah.
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spesh., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:44,
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Does what it says on the tin for me(
@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:48,
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To be fair, if I was a southerner I'd probably jump in front of a train too.I can't think of much worse.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:47,
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The advantage of train suicides down south is that so many of the dosy cunts spend four hours a day on the trainso holding up a line is almost guaranteed to drive another four or five people to top themselves.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:55,
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But then there'd be nothing coming to jump in front of :(Also: www.ipswichstar.co.uk/news/ipswich_attention_seeking_tourist_who_sparked_seven_hour_train_delay_at_a_cost_of_1m_is_jailed_for_16_months_1_2366928
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:02,
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Bit optimistic publishing a newspaper in a town with 100% illiteracy.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:04,
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I thinks it's mostly pictures of turnipsand sheep anuses.
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:50,
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They should have just shot the cunt down.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:04,
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He went on holiday to Ipswich ... that's clearly more than a cry for help.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:11,
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shush it, you.ippo is grea....no, i can't do it. it's a town full of inbreds and thickos.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:47,
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Not too many prostitutes these days, though.(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:30, closed)
that was our only selling point :((
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:34,
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that, and the fact that Cardinal Thomas Wolsey was born there 500-odd years ago/former resident
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:59,
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the gert fat fucker.the waterfront is starting to look proper nice now. shame about norwich road. /current resident. well, one of the posh estates on the outskirts..
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:07,
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by "posh" do you mean "somewhere you're less likely to get your head kicked in if you can read and write"(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:26,
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About seventy 'massage parlours', though(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:48,
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very sad(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:41, closed)
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