"makes childbirth look like a walk in the park"
Trollbait (I can almost hear them scurrying in the corridors, much like the imps in Doom).
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 19:04, 1 reply)

you have more chance
of being able to walk in the park after childbirth, i wish i could bottle up pain and then any woman who dared say "you haven't given birth! you don't know real pain!" i would open my bottle of "Pre & Post Vasectomy bollock ache" and throw it cleanly in the bitches face and then say "Who's your daddy?"*


* _{because it ain't me, sorry Annie}
(Boiled_Tater is not the messiah, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 20:08, closed)

you obviously
had it really bad and for that I feel for you. I recovered very well and was back at work that evening and apart from having to wear speedos to "keep it all in", suffered very little discomfort. The speedos went in the bin afterward.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 22:15, closed)