Messing with people's headsTheophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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Just last night watching the golden globes on sky plus with the cohabitor.We were fast forwarding to parts were Ricky Garvais was saying something funny (so we got through it in about 15 minutes) when she stopped at Sidney Poitier giving a speech about Morgan Freeman. She had never heard of or see Poitier, so I managed to convince her that he was Morgan Freeman's life partner. At first she was skeptical, but as Freeman told Poitier than he would always think of the award as the Sidney Poitier Award and not Cecil B. DeMille Award and that tear rolled down his face, she said " Aww I bet they've been through so much together."
As I started to laugh uncontrollably she was straight on wikipedia.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:22, 4 replies)
Joke's on you.They've been fuckbuddies for about ten years.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:34,
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You fucking racist.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:06,
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Just wondering how long I would go withoutmy tea if I called my Mrs 'the cohabitor'.
Probably about a week.
I'm doing it tonight.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:20, closed)
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