My most painful experience ever






Damn I'm good
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 17:36, 8 replies)

hahahaha
Exactly like one of those Channel 5 re-enactment documentaries :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 18:10, closed)

i know this isn't the image challenge but...
you get a click anyway!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 1 Aug 2010, 18:40, closed)

Gallery time
I like your drawings. They're great.
(Chopsey, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 19:07, closed)

thank 'ee

( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 2:11, closed)

Time for a tune...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcCHRW8G9yY
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:00, closed)

OK, so...
Skiing trip
Evil french bastard
You approach said EFB from behind on the slopes
Your admirably large cock erupts from trousers
EFB pisses himself laughing..

Am I on the right track?
(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:40, closed)

I wanted to go the quick way down to the lift,
one ski went over the lip and started going, whilst EFB, having seen this, cunningly trapped my other ski behind his and dragged it off the other way down the slow way. Full splits, bollocks on ground, whimpering.

Funnily enough, it almost hurt more getting back up again. I couldn't just push cos my hands sank in, and cos my feet were totally flat against the snow the edge of the skis had no purchase and were bugger-all use.
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 2:20, closed)

Michaelangelo has nothing on your artistic skills!!
or is that Picasso??

either way... you're having a click purely for the fact that you drew an Evil French Bastard

or... and I'm sure most B3TAns will agree, you got your 4yr old to draw this for you :-)
(Anne Frank started to build a loft conversion on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:16, closed)