Well...Yep
It was a couple of years ago, I'd been shopping in Manchester and had just got the train back to Stockport, as most people will get in most city centres, I had been offered a lot of the leaflets about how god thinks we're scum and we're all going to burn. I have a tendency to stick these in my pocket rather than just chuck them in a bin, this is the first time one came in handy.

I got off the train, and near the station is a set of steps leading to the bus station, as usual, at the top is a group of chavs (Scallys, scum etc etc etc. One of the lads in the group, probably no more than 14 years old, looks at me and exclaims "Oh. My. God"

Naturally, I pull out the leaflet, hand it to him, and explain "I'll tell you a thing or two about god"

I leave, he's speechless. VICTORY.
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:18, 2 replies)

I can only assume that the troll element of this story
is that you look like a troll, hence the "Oh.My.God" comment from the youth
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:35, closed)

I was thinking
the look was going to be that of a very old man, with a long white beard, wearing sandals. And sitting on a cloud. Probly.
(Rsoles, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:33, closed)