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# sweet d:reams.


edit:blank version if you, too, want Brian to ruin a nursery rhyme. :)
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:58, archived)
# haha
smug, in't he?
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:01, archived)
# that must have bindun
shirely?
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:02, archived)
# actually i'm not sure i've ever seen it
though i agree, it must have been done
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Fucking hell
that's the only pic ive EVER seen of him not smiling
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Has he had some bad Michael Jackson/Col. Gadaffi typo plastic surgery?
It's odd.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Fucking hell, it's me in 5 years.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Then in another 30, you finish up looking just like John Shuttleworth ;-)
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)
# I don't know whether I'm excited or worried. XD
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)
# As long as you like a nice cup off Yorkshire tea!
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:18, archived)
# Drat! I'm more a coffee kinda guy... oh well, I can look like a John Shuttleworth who likes coffee.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)
# You could be his tribute act after he dies!
Get learning catch the fox oww oow..!
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:30, archived)
# haha...nicely :D
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:06, archived)
# :)
I was watching something else taking the piss the other day, can't remember where though.

I wish he just wasn't soo boring.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)
# i like Cox but think he has competition
from Horizon/Dr Adam Rutherford :))
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Hahaha, hears billion over and over again in his sickly sweet voice..
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Brian Cox, mind fucking you with his Brain Cocks.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)
# That man can definately have my children.
fucked if I want them
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:18, archived)
# I don't know how good a father he would be.
I can see him saying something like "can you comprehend just how big the universe is and just how insignificant you are?"

As it happens I work with a guy who looks not too dissimilar to Brian Cox. I would go as far as to say better looking.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)
# His his voice revoltingly saccharin...
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:25, archived)
# More aspartame,
t'other side of t'Pennines.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)
# When you nag him, you have to say..
"If I'v told you once, I'v told you a billion biliion biliion billion billion billion billion billion times..."
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)
# for the millionth time
stop exaggerating.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)
# I can say it a billion times with 1.000.000.000.000.000.000 zeros after it...
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Me?
Nag? Heaven forbid! You missed an 'e' from I've. Twice. *Folds arms and glares*
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:28, archived)
# I thought about putting it in, but was thinking of those on limited bandwidth...
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Don't give me your excuses!
This is about my mother isn't it? You are always mean about her. I only don't invite her around because you haven't decorated the dining room like you said you would; but, no, you are always doing 'overtime'. Overtime at the pub more like...
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)
# You just wait untill you make a mistake and miss an e out of something!
I'll be watching for ever apostrophy and full stop I tell you! ;-)
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:48, archived)
# You won't
have to wait long, I'm sure! :D
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 22:05, archived)
# apostrophe... not apostrophy!
every... not ever!
(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 0:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
Click 'n Woo!
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:52, archived)
# More importantly,
Who trapped him in her jewelry box?
(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 9:23, archived)
# also,
maybe
(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:33, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:53, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:24, archived)
#
Twinkle, twinkle, giant star
Let me tell you what you are
You're not small, you're far away
And you shine throughout the day

(copyright me, april 2011)


(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Yes! :D
(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)
# He's happy to tell fairy stories about black holes
Using his hand waving and dark energy and Hawking radiation instead of just admitting time stops at the edge of a black hole and everything that ever "fell in" is just smeared across the event horizon.

He winds me up. "Oh, he explains everything in terms I can understand." Bollocks. He's just dumbs everything down.
(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)