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# sweet d:reams.


edit:blank version if you, too, want Brian to ruin a nursery rhyme. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:58, archived)
# haha
smug, in't he?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:01, archived)
# that must have bindun
shirely?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:02, archived)
# actually i'm not sure i've ever seen it
though i agree, it must have been done
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Fucking hell
that's the only pic ive EVER seen of him not smiling
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Has he had some bad Michael Jackson/Col. Gadaffi typo plastic surgery?
It's odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Fucking hell, it's me in 5 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Then in another 30, you finish up looking just like John Shuttleworth ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)
# I don't know whether I'm excited or worried. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)
# As long as you like a nice cup off Yorkshire tea!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:18, archived)
# Drat! I'm more a coffee kinda guy... oh well, I can look like a John Shuttleworth who likes coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)
# You could be his tribute act after he dies!
Get learning catch the fox oww oow..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:30, archived)
# haha...nicely :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDkVS-AN4NU
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:06, archived)
# :)
I was watching something else taking the piss the other day, can't remember where though.

I wish he just wasn't soo boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)
# i like Cox but think he has competition
from Horizon/Dr Adam Rutherford :))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Hahaha, hears billion over and over again in his sickly sweet voice..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Brian Cox, mind fucking you with his Brain Cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)
# That man can definately have my children.
fucked if I want them
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:18, archived)
# I don't know how good a father he would be.
I can see him saying something like "can you comprehend just how big the universe is and just how insignificant you are?"

As it happens I work with a guy who looks not too dissimilar to Brian Cox. I would go as far as to say better looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)
# His his voice revoltingly saccharin...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:25, archived)
# More aspartame,
t'other side of t'Pennines.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)
# When you nag him, you have to say..
"If I'v told you once, I'v told you a billion biliion biliion billion billion billion billion billion times..."
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)
# for the millionth time
stop exaggerating.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)
# I can say it a billion times with 1.000.000.000.000.000.000 zeros after it...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Me?
Nag? Heaven forbid! You missed an 'e' from I've. Twice. *Folds arms and glares*
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:28, archived)
# I thought about putting it in, but was thinking of those on limited bandwidth...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Don't give me your excuses!
This is about my mother isn't it? You are always mean about her. I only don't invite her around because you haven't decorated the dining room like you said you would; but, no, you are always doing 'overtime'. Overtime at the pub more like...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)
# You just wait untill you make a mistake and miss an e out of something!
I'll be watching for ever apostrophy and full stop I tell you! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:48, archived)
# You won't
have to wait long, I'm sure! :D
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 22:05, archived)
# apostrophe... not apostrophy!
every... not ever!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 0:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:52, archived)
# More importantly,
Who trapped him in her jewelry box?
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 9:23, archived)
# also,
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! mr_graham downloading an isolation.iso file, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:33, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:53, archived)
# hahahahaha
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:24, archived)
#
Twinkle, twinkle, giant star
Let me tell you what you are
You're not small, you're far away
And you shine throughout the day

(copyright me, april 2011)


(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Yes! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)
# He's happy to tell fairy stories about black holes
Using his hand waving and dark energy and Hawking radiation instead of just admitting time stops at the edge of a black hole and everything that ever "fell in" is just smeared across the event horizon.

He winds me up. "Oh, he explains everything in terms I can understand." Bollocks. He's just dumbs everything down.
(xaer0mancer, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)