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# hahahaha
TJ:
I have been tasked with adding a comment board to the webshite of the bar I work in. Being a lazy shite, I have just stuck one of those bolt on forums on. i am now configuring the sweary filter to remove LOLs ROFLs and PMSLs and anything else i can think of. But i have no inspiration. What should i change them to?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:06, archived)
# "cunt", "spastic", and "dickweed"


dickweed is a personal favourite
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha
I would love to, but as the site is primarily a front for a business, I have to keep it cleanish. So far i have:

ROFL: ROFFLECOPTERS!!!1eleventy!!1
PMSL: I am an incontinent fool

They're shit and I need something better.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:12, archived)
# "brb"
"Bring rimming boy"
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:10, archived)
# LOL = "Broam"
ROFL = "Rolf Harris and his delicious man mayo"
BRB = "I have an anus and I'm not scared to use it"
PMSL = "Cocks! Cocks! Cocks! Cocks!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
Fuck keeping it clean. i like these

/edit Broam is in. i'll have to give the others careful consideration. But Cocks! Cocks! Cocks! Cocks! could very well make the cut
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:13, archived)
# I think "I am incontinent fool" was better :)
That one made me chuckle :)
edit: you haven't done anything for lmao... maybe something to do with dictators, or tasty condiments :)
(asdfasdfasdf, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:23, archived)
# ha
I'm not down with this youthful speak. Any more I've missed?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Don't think I'm any sort of expert on this
I just have to suffer my friends' typing on msn.
(asdfasdfasdf, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:28, archived)
# haha
I had this conversation with SSS the other day. i have an MSN "friend", the type that uses every fucking smiley in the list, who keeps saying ki ki ki. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT?

(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Heh.
I once took on a mission to teach my friends to speak english. I gave up after two days, realising the utter futility of it. meh.

I can't think of any more. I'd just start the forum, find out what's most often used, and immediately block it. In fact, why don't you just stop them from using anything but b3ta terminology? We'd have them all calling people cockbadgers (CKB4DGERS?) within a week.
(asdfasdfasdf, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:37, archived)
# It's going that way....
Current list:

cunt : mimsy
fuck :fondle
fuck off :I think I love you
fucker : dog fondler
fucking :molesting
fuck-off :your all gay
lmao :Primblecups!
lol :Broam!
motherfucker :cat felcher
penis :Cocks! Cocks! Cocks! Cocks!
pmsl :I am an incontinent fool.
rofl :ROFFLECOPTERS!
roflmao :ROLF MAYO!
shit :Smelge
shite :Smelge!
slag :dirty, dirty lady
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:45, archived)
# hahaha
excellent.
time for lunch me thinks. Poached and marmite on toast with a cup of tea a croissant and maybe a few australian biscuits on the side, here I come! What's the chances DTF has been and gone by the time I get back?
(asdfasdfasdf, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:51, archived)
#
cunt ?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 14:17, archived)
# mimsy?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Needs more
cranberries and happy baby orangutans.
([sic] You're ad here?, Sun 4 Jun 2006, 0:44, archived)
# Maybe she's pretenting to shoot you with lasers.
Just a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:41, archived)
# get it to "fix" lame chav text speak
lol u no u wnt 2!

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Aye that's what i'm trying to do

(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:14, archived)
# I know it's the right word
but somehow "clientelle" feels wrong when describing them. It's almost like it makes them classy.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:15, archived)
# Aye, it's not quite right
BASTARD! I've jsut updaetd Firefox and it's killed all my extensions and skins. the Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:18, archived)
# And apparently removed my ability to spell
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:18, archived)
# the cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Ecaxtly!
Ime giogn bakc too intrenets expoarir
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:32, archived)
# yay for firefox!
It's "completely perfect" (tm)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:19, archived)
# It is running a million times quicker though
I had an itunes controller in the top bar, and every time a song finished my computer died for 30 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:22, archived)
# oh :/
could be anything causing that, when java starts on a webpage for the first time the whole computer stops reacting for a while

stupid computer
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:23, archived)
# Its crap
My computer is about 7 years old. Probably doesn't help that most of the programs i am running are designed for computers with about 5 times the processing power........
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:25, archived)
# I somehow doubt getting a brand new shiny computer
will make a difference to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:27, archived)
# sorry to hear that
I've just updated to 1.5.0.4 and nothing died here.
My extensions still work. I don't skin it so I can't vouch for that.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:25, archived)
# It's quite strange
It's never happend with previous updates. They're gone from the extensions list too. Ah well, i think they were all slowing it down anyway
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:28, archived)
# how about
LOL = It made me laugh out loud.
ROFL = I fell over because I was laughing so much.
PMSL = That was so funny, I think I've wet myself.
BRB = I will return forthwith.

and so on...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Possibly
But I want them to know scorn is being poured upon them for using such nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:23, archived)
# They will.
The mere fact that you do not tolerate their "1337" bollocks will have them fleeing like the script kiddies they are!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Less script kiddies
more text speakers
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:37, archived)
# easy
LOL = ROFL
ROFL = LOL
PMSL = *poops in pants*
ZOMG = Oh my deity
and
fuck = watermelon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:25, archived)
# *poops in pants* is now in!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:27, archived)
# On one of our boards i changed all the swear filter words to the ones used
in the film Johnny Dangerously

www.imdb.com/title/tt0087507/

such as:

Fucking arshole = farging icehole
bitch = butch (son of a butch)

and so on...

well...


it was funny at the time...
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:28, archived)
# That's ace
I haven't seen that film in years but I used to love it.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:31, archived)
# haha
i have never seen this
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:33, archived)
# find it!
watch it!

but remember it is 22 years old

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Make it change the words "the" and "and"
to "cunt" and "arse".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:43, archived)
# tempting.......
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:49, archived)
# If you don't let the Chavs swear, they'll only find another way ...
Like saying fhuck and so on.

Block the chavspeak though! That'd be good. I once ran a forum, and i anti-americanised words like color and honor. It pissed everyone off after a while, but it was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Aye, I'm not so bothered about the swearing
But the prime mission is to stop the chav speak
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:48, archived)
# How about
names and words from Harry Potter?
lol = holy Hogwart
rofl = I wish I was a Gryffindorf
(johndoe - try the wonderful teleph0ne system, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 2:52, archived)
# change
PMSL to PML
(I helped save b3ta! FatherJack /me belms, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 10:55, archived)