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(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:53, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Predictable, saw it coming.
Hahawoo.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:54, archived)
# you saw it coming
AS IT WANKED INTO YOUR MOUTH
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:56, archived)
# eye?
face, at least
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Almost everywhere in truth.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# for you
anywhere you like
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Oooooooh gawd . . . and here I was jumping to conclusions !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Godglans!
Also: the others are twunts for not letting him cross on theirs.

Edit: I can see a little stream of piss top right of the last frame. God has a transparent penis (Glasscock?)

Edit 2: Hang on, what the fuck is he complaining about? The others are all off to be crucified and he got off scot-free!
Why doesn't he just fuck off back home and stop being such a drama queen about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:55, archived)
# bloody christians!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:56, archived)
# good point
fucking cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:58, archived)
# thanks, fixed
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# yeah
I didn't get this either. Asking the Lord to cut it down and then doing it himself and then being upset he can't be crucified...

I think I generally missed the point entirely.
(Esteban, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:42, archived)
# I didn't get it either
...and as well as not being crucified, he gets to be on the receiving end of God's golden shower. How many people are that lucky?
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Hahahaha, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:56, archived)
# hahahahaha
perfect
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:56, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:59, archived)
# ha! awesome
this is woo!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:57, archived)
# aww now he wont be able to cross
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:57, archived)
# god dug that trench deliberately
the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:58, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# hang on
we've all got to carry fucking heavy crosses, and if we make them smaller we can't carry on, and we're not allowed to share our crosses with others

what's after the trench?
the valley of the massive swishing knives?
whowever thinks life/afterlife/whatever is like this, and wants us to love the god responsible is fucking INSANE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:05, archived)
# they all burn in hell for not helping him over
selfish fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:23, archived)
# what happens to the people
who cross the finnish line? (not a joke about finland)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:58, archived)
# hooray for bell endings
cheese is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# PRAY FOR PISS, BITCH
PRAY FOR IT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# That's it! Wood floats!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:03, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Hahaha splendid

This is good and I clicked and all that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Ha!
and Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:04, archived)
# thats most fantastic
and well deserves a woo, a yay, and a click
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Well the others weren't very good Christians
They should have let him cross on theirs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:10, archived)
# that's a beautiful story.
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# *fucking clicks it*
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Thanks peeps!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 0:06, archived)
# [True Biblical Moral!!
eleventy one!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Christian charity
and the others just walk away and leave him there
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:45, archived)
# We have a saying at work:
"Don't piss up my back and tell me it's raining"
Not sure it's relevant though.
Woo the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
# That's from "The Outlaw Josey Wales"
As is "Reckon so, granny".
Not sure that's relevant either. Sorry. I'll go now.
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha, amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:59, archived)
# the pope should really
REALLY consider putting this into the next official bible version
or something
at least it makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 0:05, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
on fucking fire M .
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# hahaha it would appear so, the fires of hell no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Hahaa
ace
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 1:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 3:14, archived)
# Valves FTW
(I helped save b3ta! FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Well... being lazy won't let you go far :)

(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:09, archived)
# yahweh hates whittlers.
huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 7:07, archived)
# Very Christian...
... that none of the other buggers let him cross after them...
(mungo_spanner, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)