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# Perfect for Valentines day...er... if you love Hertfordshire


And also NINGS!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:57, archived)
# i fucking hate valentines day.


2 dead kittens.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Me too
I'm having the usual game with Lady S of "Oh, I don't like valentines day it's all a con.... where's my fucking present? Is that it? THAT'S how much you love me is it?"
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:01, archived)
# So you buy her a bottle of body sauce. Big whoop, I'll probably be coding something that evening
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Men play that game too
"All I want is you (to suck my cock)"

I mean come on.. that's not romantic! :P
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Yes it is.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)
# I've actually only once been with someone on a Valentines day
I've either been single, just starting a relationship or just finishing.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
'ningles. My sister went to school in St Albans. We lived in lLondon which probablem the only person commuting in the wrong direction.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Lady S does that now
but to Romford rather than St Albans.

Which is far worse
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:01, archived)
# That is the wrong way!
Sod commuting I thought everyone was trying to get out of Romford
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)
# hahaha
my faaaaahmily's from Romford. Loveley.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:28, archived)
# I didn't notice your knuckles dragging on the ground:P
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Was ILondon invented by Apple?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:01, archived)
# That's actually a lowercase L:P
but you are correct. iLondon was created by Apple. Apple, incidentally, was created by Treeā„¢
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)
# the Llondon in south wales?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Aren't Londoners smug enough?
Hmmm? Mehehehe.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:06, archived)
# I'm sorry
I can't speak Bumpkin.:P
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
# YOU DON'T WANNA GO DOWN THEEER...
WHAT IF YOU GOT STUCK IN A 'OLE? IN THE DARK,
ON YOUR OWN, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,
DOWN A 'OLE, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!

WITH AN OWL!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Sorry
Was that something about your filofax? Were you offering me some fizzy water and a wafer?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)
# NO IT WAS ABOUT AN OLE
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Were it a gert ole?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# hahahahha! yay :D
*eats all the Watford ones and bins the hemel sweets*

ningles everyone!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Damn right
you never know what you might catch in their inferior shopping centre!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# I fucking hated Herts.
Went to uni in Hatfield and lived for a while in St Albans. Actually, St Albans was all right.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)
# I don't like stubbing my toe. It herts.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Some good boozers in St Albans
The Beehive sticks in my mind
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Worked there :D
Nice pub.

I was lodging with a girl who worked there aswell. I called in one day, saying I wasn't feeling well
and I'd probably caught what she had. The boss said "oh, got your period too, Chris?" Mmmnnnggg
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:08, archived)
# bwhahahaha
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:11, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:14, archived)
# I've never lived anywhere but St. Albans
& the Beehive is nice, even since it's shiny refurb
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# bloody students
/hatfield resident blog
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Why is Hatfield so prominent?
I grew up in Hatfield so I win!
Or not.
Believe me there's a reason the uni is fenced off!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)
# hahahahah
/born and bred in St Albans but now couldn't afford to move back theer without winning the lottery blog
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:06, archived)
# I've always thought someone like St Alban should be England's patron saint
I'd be much better to have someone who gave his life to save a priest than a genocidal Palistinian.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:12, archived)
# I thought he was roman...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:15, archived)
# As opposed to St. George
who was Turkish
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:18, archived)
# I believe the was orginally from Palistine
His mother was palistinian and his father a roman. Lets just agree on the massmurdering part:P
And we get to share him wit about 10 other countries!
EDIT: Yup just check ed we share him with Aragon, Catalonia, Ethiopia, Georgia, Greece, Lithuania, Palestine, Portugal, and Russia.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)
# you don't share him with england!!
edit: nasty poo-plop ninja
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Albanian, surely?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)
# He was Dr Alban?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:22, archived)
# why don't we just settle on asia minor?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)
# I was refering to St George, wikipedia says that he was a roman soldier
but apparently born in present day turkey.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Yep, same
but I might move back and be some kind of pub-dwelling hermit
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# indeed
we'll camp out in the robin hood and live on guinness and bacon fries.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Agreed.
How are things down south?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:54, archived)
# .
liver-punishingly gooood...
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Me too
Though I won the lottery so I'm back there
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# This needs more Cockfosters!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
# I jusy don't find that name funny partly coz I grew up in Southgate and saw or heard that name from a very early age.
Although mainly as I'm so sick and tired of Aussies coming into my hostel off the plane and trying to share that name with me and expecting me to laugh.
Although it is quite a good game to play when getting the tube from Heathrow to see how long it takes for an Australian to piss themselves laughing and showing their mates.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:15, archived)
# what the hell is cockfosters anyway?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:17, archived)
# It's an area of outter London.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:19, archived)
# oh my god and it's called cockfosters, that's unbelievably hillarious...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Apart from
on the graffitii'd signpost at J24 of the M25 which regularly reads Cockfesters.

Must get more spray paint.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# It's a euphemism for warm frothy piss.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)
# mmmmm warm piss
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)
# I prefer CockCastlemaineXXXX
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:28, archived)
# that's just as bad.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:34, archived)
# It's the gateway to Trent Park
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Yeah, keep it warm mate
/Paul Hogan Appreciation Society Blog
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)
#
/That's not a Paul Hogan Appreciation Society Blog. This is a Paul Hogan Appreciation Society Blog.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)
# *plays a game of knifey spoony*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:31, archived)
# I went to school in Southgate..
Born and lived in East Barnet!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I lived near the Woolpack pub.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I lived in the Prince of Wales

Well most of the tme anyway..
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:52, archived)
# I was a Rising Sun person myself.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Yeah - we used to go there before and after swimming in the evening!
* Yes I did say before swimming...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# I lived in East Barnet until last year...
..and then I moved to Watford. Well, Kings Langley which is near Watford. But posh. OK, slight less chavvy...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# *CLICK*
Original.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
ning joe!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:39, archived)
# nings Barbs!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)
# yes yes yes yes yes
marvelous and well shopped
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# yay
somebody herts me
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# hahah
I was about to send this to my mate then remembered he's from Herefordshire
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Watford FTFW!
NINGLES!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I grew up in Watford
fucking hated it.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)
# haha Original, and funny! tick!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Arrrrgh!
Hatfield! *shudders*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# That's not Tring buried under the packet is it?
No Berkhamsted, but then again, I guess they didn't do extra-wide Love Hearts.

You almost killed my computer with tea!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Tring indeed
good spot
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Very nicely done Joe! Have a massif *click* :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Rubbish!
Completely South Herts biased.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# All the northern ones were too long!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# What, like Hitchin?
:(
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# baldock?
I from letchworth originally ,...
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# I live in St Albans and
I *heart* it.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Me too
Moved here from the hell on earth that is Suffolk. Couldn't leave there fast enough.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)
# ha ha! Brilliant!
*goes off and works on a "Love Wilts" version*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Woo!
I could throw a stone and hit Watford from here. In fact, I think that's my evening sorted.
And I hope you are all pronouncing St Albans as 'Snolbans', as is proper 'rahnd 'ere. innit.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# STA rep
brap
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# what? no borehamwood?
...actually never mind. :\
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:06, archived)
# No Hitchin either!? =O
Me and my girlfriend both hate Valentine's day! =D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
# No Cheshunt either :O
;)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 18:52, archived)
# That makes me (Waltham) cross.
OK, your Turn(ford).
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Brilliant!
Awesomely excellently brilliantly fantabulastic, sir! Well done.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 8:12, archived)