Wait
you want to try Primary.

I love the way that children will put their hand up during the introduction and tell you the have a new puppy.

My favourite so far was the strange child who forgot his PE kit. So I sent him to the class nextdoor to borrow one.
After PE when they were getting changed I reminded him to return the PE kit. So he stripped off, picked up the kit, and wandered down the corridor wearing nothing but his pants.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:55, 1 reply)

My friend George...
...was so shy at primary school that once, when he'd forgotten his kit, he just got naked and joined the line for the walk to the gym rather than face the embarassment of telling the teacher. Great logic!

He also once tried so hard to hold in a fart during assembly that it actually whistled out of him at an incredibly loud volume. Everyone in the school turns round to see George grimacing in embarassment, and the headteacher just said 'I think you'd better leave the room, dear'.

He's a bit braver nowadays, but I still worry about him a little bit.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:35, closed)

Sweet baby Jesus
I can't see straight for laughing at this!
( El Lazarus is calm now, Ish,, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:48, closed)

Oh I wish this had been on the main page...
Honorary click since it wasn't.
(paof2 Nude might not be rude, but rude could be nude..., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:31, closed)

Aw, thanks...
It doesn't really fit the bill though, I reckon. Maybe I'll repost if there's a QOTW about the painfully shy.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:30, closed)

This is not fair
I am in an open plan office with my boss directly in front of me. The only thing saving me is a 24" monitor
(conanow, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:24, closed)