maybe
he was such a twat that it affected his taste buds. I'm a veggie and I can always tell when I'm accidentally eating meat. I don't take the moral high ground because that would be hypocritical, since I wear leather and drink Guinness (did you know it has fish in it?).

By the way quorn burgers and sausages are just plain awful, bland and tasteless. Beatle's dead wife does some good ones, and sainsbury's own brand is good. But quorn sucks.
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 16:27, 2 replies)

In all honesty...
I think it was more the four cans of Stella he downed that had affected his taste - I had thought he'd take a bite and then clock what had happened, but no - he ate the lot. Wanker.

He's the kind of guy who turns up and says "I bought you some weed for your birthday, but I got bored and smoked it." Utter, utter cock-jockey.
(Chad, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 16:33, closed)

damn, that would piss me off!
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( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 16:34, closed)

Tell me about it...
To be honest, I don't even know why he hangs around - all everyone does is rip the piss out of him mercilessly for being such a twat.

I guess it must be for the free food...lol
(Chad, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 16:39, closed)

Flavour
Quorn burgers are great, but not as burgers. Cut them up and put them in a stir fry. Do them with a cheese sauce. Something. They absorb flavour really really well.

Try frying them in 50/50 olive oil/soy sauce too :)
(calamarain just invented dehydrated water, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 22:46, closed)

Quorn is not good
It gives me the shits every time...

I'm a full on omnivore; but I have a real like for veggie burgers made from, well, vegetables...

My general attitude is, if you want to eat fake meat; why not go the whole hog and eat the real stuff.
(resident deity, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 9:27, closed)