I am suprised they gave you stitches
When I had my knacks hacked up 12 years ago they only made a tiny slit in each side, and when they finished they used a load of cornflour to stop the bleeding. I still walked like John Wayne, but every time I sat down a small cloud rose out of my pants, which made it all worth while.

Best thing to do is get 2 bits of soggy macaroni in a jar and take it to work to show your mates your 'trophy'. Bonus points if one of them passes out when you start chewing them.
(turtles head is touching cloth poked a dwarf on the forehead at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 18:55, 1 reply)

"makes childbirth look like a walk in the park"
Trollbait (I can almost hear them scurrying in the corridors, much like the imps in Doom).
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 19:04, closed)

you have more chance
of being able to walk in the park after childbirth, i wish i could bottle up pain and then any woman who dared say "you haven't given birth! you don't know real pain!" i would open my bottle of "Pre & Post Vasectomy bollock ache" and throw it cleanly in the bitches face and then say "Who's your daddy?"*


* _{because it ain't me, sorry Annie}
(Boiled_Tater is not the messiah, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 20:08, closed)

you obviously
had it really bad and for that I feel for you. I recovered very well and was back at work that evening and apart from having to wear speedos to "keep it all in", suffered very little discomfort. The speedos went in the bin afterward.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 22:15, closed)