If you laugh you´re a bad person, apparently...

(misshotlips, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 17:49, 14 replies)

I'm a bad person
I hate these scooters. I have to put up with them all the time living here in Poole, the retirement capital of the world. The number of times I've had my ankles rather painfully clipped by these things is ridiculous, and it's impossible to get in or out of M&S for a sandwich at lunchtime due to the number of these things about!!
( more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 18:01, closed)

how about this?
www.holybug.com/imgs/holybug/I-Love-you-this-much.gif
( weaver., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 18:07, closed)

Gosh.
Ticket to Hull please.
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 19:19, closed)

Holy. Fuck.
*shudders*
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 19:24, closed)

OH DEAR GOD HAHA!
...

er

... one of those tickets I keep hearing about here, please.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 19:53, closed)

hahahaha...
Breathes

Hahahahaha!
(Kip, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 8:47, closed)

You
am evel.


pffffffft
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 18:30, closed)

Bad person right here
It's the look on her face that gets me... its like she hasn't even noticed anything has happened.
(FootOfTim, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 19:27, closed)

I already knew that, though.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 19:54, closed)

Hey! That's me mam!
Only kidding!

There's a bloke who rides one of these near my work. He cruises along the pavement with a determined glint in his eye and *never* so much as bats an eyelid as desperate pedestrians leap into traffic-packed roads to avoid being flattened by his spazz-tractor!

Therefore, I find this funny :)
( squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 21:13, closed)

"spaz tractor"
we call them raspberry trollies
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:11, closed)

I hate these things
perhaps it's something to do the the appearance of just being fat and lazy, surely you wouldn't be so fucking fat and your legs would've had a chance, if you actually walked somewhere earlier in life.

*note- I know that's not necessarily the case-it's just what goes through my mind.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:06, closed)

What the fuck was she trying to do
Jump the gap, like some kind of electric scooter-bound stuntpensioner?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:25, closed)

I was nearly run over by one of those damned scooters the other day
An old bloke was trundling along the pavement, followed be me, when he suddenly stopped and slammed the scooter into reverse, because he wanted to read a newspaper billboard outside a shop. He didn't as much as look in his mirror!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:01, closed)