Late Entry.
I nominate cr3 for making this, it's entertained me more than most things this year


( Zuowan, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:10, 102 replies)

Wowsers.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:32, closed)

;o
bwahahahahahahaha
(panda_sam, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:32, closed)

Ummmmmmmmmmm

(Thebigfella, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:34, closed)

Aaaaahhhhhh
Very *click*

It's like magic, innit?
(Thebigfella, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:38, closed)

Strange
I can't remember having a hat like that!
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:40, closed)

You're welcome! For a fiver I'll touch you.
(BellaBella, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:51, closed)

Ummm.......
Thanks. I think.

Or maybe not.
(Large Hardon Collider Bah Bloody Humbug, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:59, closed)

I love that show.
And this is really clever.
( argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:02, closed)

Thanks!

(TAZ220 Not giving a toss since, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:17, closed)

Quality
brightened up my shitty morning no end!
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:22, closed)

All wrong...
...I have a black hat.
(RJWEcology is just sharpening his axe on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:27, closed)

WTF!!!
Hahahahaha
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:30, closed)

Holy scuthers
I shall be expecting my cheque forthwith. You should all be aware that this is close to, but not quite, the pinnacle of my moist-making.
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:34, closed)

I still have no idea why but it certainly made me laugh.
(RJWEcology is just sharpening his axe on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:39, closed)

Because it's deeply ironic, post-modern and quasi-Faustian allegory of the nu-millenial tryst of the technosocial soul.
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:55, closed)

Cheers
Not seen that before.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:44, closed)

Erm
Thanks. I think.
(GirlOfTheWorld, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:45, closed)

Moist
And not wet?
( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:58, closed)

Always moist, never wet.

( admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:21, closed)

Erk!
Hello?
(davywavy, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:58, closed)

never posted here before
but i feel honoured, confused and flattered x
(alexdeutsch, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:00, closed)

ah i get it now.
(alexdeutsch, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:05, closed)

He is one
clever mofo. He could probably take over the world. Or at least Luton.
(Bababoon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:02, closed)

I have that effect on people.....
....although I'm a bit stumped as to what I did to merit such an accolade.....if I'd have known, I might have smiled in the pic! *click & added as profile pic*
(stonersmurf stuckin' foned, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:03, closed)

All hail me.
B3ta's very own Hero of the People.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:06, closed)

*click*
moistmaking is one of my many talents
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:09, closed)

'ere
WTF?!
(cheebatv, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:12, closed)

YES!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:22, closed)

the phattie in my hand
rolled with Amnesia Haze is making me moist........
(stonersmurf stuckin' foned, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:24, closed)

How???
I've never even met you!
(Falco, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:24, closed)

I thought everyone knew about you?
I have just slid off my chair you made me so moist. I'm scooting along like a flid leaving slug trails here.
(Bababoon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:34, closed)

Suddenly worried. So very worried.

( Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:45, closed)

WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?!

( the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:49, closed)

Argh - An imposter!

(GingerIrishTosser isn't dead yet., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:04, closed)

We are all imposters here, on this sullen blue planet, with its overabundance of cum.
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:05, closed)

Hmm
I should be worried
(chilling, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:24, closed)

*blush*
Who do I make moist again?
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:38, closed)

Erm....
(Jack of Diamonds, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:45, closed)

Gorgeous

(gspgirl Sleeping with Prince Valium, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:03, closed)

What the hell?
I am so very confused.
(ladydyani, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:10, closed)

I've a feeling some people may not understand the magic involved with this picture.

Dark magic that confuzzles the senses.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:22, closed)

You bet your sweet nuts I don't.
But notoreity and 'blissful' ignorance are burdens one has had to carry for most of my life


clarkhazard.blogspot.com/p/about-clarke-hazarde.html
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:37, closed)

There's more fail in the replies than you can shake a stick at.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:39, closed)

I am now disappointed in everything
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:12, closed)

Thanks...
...but that's not me!
(minimalist ..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:29, closed)

Why thank you kind sir
moistiness is my speciality
( BamaSS, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:32, closed)

????
???
(MostlySunny, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:33, closed)

that's not me
(Slipper I'm going for a smoke, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:41, closed)

I
don't possess a red hat!!
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:44, closed)

Wow!
I don't know what's going on... but... Yay!
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:52, closed)

neither do most people on here
....not that it stops them from voicing their half-arsed opinions.....myself included.
(stonersmurf stuckin' foned, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:08, closed)

Cheers for that
Bastard
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:10, closed)

Nice

I've got my tickets, have you?

www.hmvtickets.com/events/1406
( Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:12, closed)

I'm not sure
I'm fairly certain I'd rather not make you moist, thanks all the same.
(3_on_a_meathook has room for one more., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:23, closed)

Truly Honoured XD

(Surfeit, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:29, closed)

????

???

??

?
(TheFlyingOnion. looking forward to, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:30, closed)

REAL LOLZ
Took me about 10 mins to catch on.
( Ramsay Tupper, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:36, closed)

care to elaborate?
(TheFlyingOnion. looking forward to, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:45, closed)

2nded
because I have no idea
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:47, closed)

Only when I sneeze.

( Scrumper, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:34, closed)

AHA!
That's very clever.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:40, closed)

Gosh
I'm flattered, turned on and terrified all at the same time, by Cr3's fine art.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:44, closed)

Me? What?
Hey wait! What?
(Normski, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:59, closed)

Very
clever...
(El Fandango carved a big EF onto his nemesis' doublet on .., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:02, closed)

I am confused
What did I do?
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:16, closed)

Is this
Related to me?
(turkeywelder, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:15, closed)

That's not me...

(HamptonSmall ...smoking my pipe since, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:24, closed)

yeah ditto
received a mild non-electric shock, and felt somewhat passive-aggressive for a moment there.
(searlichek, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:35, closed)

It shows the username
At the top as whoever you are logged in as...


*was I not meant to spoil the fun??

**took me a while to figure it out too...
(Kip, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:44, closed)

And there's me thinking my epic lurkage had been noticed.


*re-lurks*
(HamptonSmall ...smoking my pipe since, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:46, closed)

ohhhh

very clever
(TheFlyingOnion. looking forward to, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:48, closed)

OIC
Doogy rev!
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:44, closed)

Argggh
Internet witchraft!!!!!

The internetes are full of cats, pron and now it seems Voodo Magic.
(Gru being trolled since 1998, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:56, closed)

There used to be
an image of Raven Riley holding a sign across her backside that said something like "I love (location)", where the location was wherever your ISP was. So if you were in Newark when you viewed that image, it said "I love Newark".

Just did a quick look, but couldn't find it. Lots of NSFW pics of the girl in question, though...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:04, closed)

"...MBE DSO, WHO IS FINDING IT INC..."
Curse my overly long username!
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:08, closed)

so
when my mate said i looked like the love-child of meg griffin and beeker, he was telling the truth?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:00, closed)

It's a real pleasure. A pleasure.

(Chopsey, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:15, closed)

Good to know,
as I always have the horn, but nowhere to stick it.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:09, closed)

thenickmeister
It is I.

And I'm not moist.

Not even a bit damp.

But I do like a laff!

And so do my solicitors, Messrs Cameron, Clegg andCable!
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:58, closed)

your mum
excellent (took me a while though)
(weaselinajetengine, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:02, closed)

Ummmm...
This is the first time I've seen this...

...I am quite scared...

edit: oh I see...
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:11, closed)

Fame at last! :D

( Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 23:09, closed)

Ha ha
very good!
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 23:34, closed)

WTF??
(goldfishbrains, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 23:41, closed)

Eh??????
(loopy1978, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 1:08, closed)

Best Profile Pic
so far.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:24, closed)

oh dingleberryflaps
Dad?
(bigbear45 scousers are the barnacles of society, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:44, closed)

I'm Famous!
And I make people Moist!
( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:12, closed)

Yep, you're a legend.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:17, closed)

......
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:35, closed)

you fucking prick.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:53, closed)

What the sweet fuck is this all about.
???
( bane, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:38, closed)

most of you people are idiots

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:38, closed)

HOW THE FUCK DOES IT KNOW WHO I AM?
THE INTERNET IS A MAGIC BOX FULL OF SPIRITS AND I'M SCARED.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:43, closed)

OMGWTFBBQ!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:51, closed)

White man's magic.
That's why the moon turned red.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:53, closed)

Good Lord!
*adjusts monocle*
(graybo, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:57, closed)

I try my best

(Al Fresco dances like your dad, only faster, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:10, closed)